Monster Mosh

[Verse 1]
It was last Halloween night at a heavy metal show
I couldn't wait to mosh and then I looked in the pit and said
Fuck, no way
Dracula was floor punching, Mummy spinning kicks
Then the Wolfman surfed the crowd, he was about to lose his shit

[Chorus]
Monster mosh, monster mosh
The undead are alive
Monster mosh, monster mosh
Time to stage die

[Verse 2]
Hey, it's Freddy, Jason and Michael, surprise
With Christine, Cujo and Carrie and her fucking knives
Chuckie and his bride seem like they're on a bunch of meth
All your favorite killers, the ultimate wall of death

[Chorus]
Monster mosh, monster mosh
The undead are alive
Monster mosh, monster mosh
Time to stage die

[Post-Chorus]
It's a monster mosh, alright, hahaha

[Verse 3]
Oh fuck, Leatherface just saw those kids doing windmills
With his chainsaw and a hammer, it's mostly head kills
Pinhead and the Cenobites are tearing up the pit
But since they're sado-sexual weirdos they were slicing off dicks
Yucky

[Chorus]
Monster mosh, monster mosh
The undead are alive
Monster mosh, monster mosh
Time to stage die
Monster mosh, monster mosh
The undead are alive
Monster mosh, monster mosh
Time to stage die