Bad Rhymes
[VERSE 1]
What’s up bitches
It’s Camboi Smif
I’m a real bad boi
And I have a leather jacket
I wear sunglasses
And I smoke cigarettes
When I run out of cigs
I just buy another pack of them
American Spirits
Cuz it’s the dank shit
And I buy the black ones
Cuz black is a bad color
People see me smoke’em
And they say goddamn (damn)
Cam goes HAM
He’s bad, bad man
Yes, I am bad
But I ain’t no man
I am just a little boi
And I drive a big truck
And the truck is red
Just like my dickhead
Which you better fuckin suck
Unless you wanna be killed, cuz
[BRIDGE]
I’m a bad, bad boi
A very, very bad boi
Spittin bad, bad rhymes
Spittin very, very bad rhymes
[VERSE 2]
I’ll put a bitch in a headlock
Make her suck on my dead cock
I’m twenty somethin' years old
With erectile dysfunction
Take a bunch of Cialis
Fuck on yo family dog
Jack off on the futon
To nude pics of yo grandpa
Once upon a time
When I was one years old
I killed my dad
With my bare hands
Kicked my mom outta the house
And I raised myself
Learned science and math
And now I’m a genius
I read the Quran
In like two seconds
And to be honest with y’all
I didn’t think it was good
Which means it was bad
And I like bad things
What I’m trying to say
Is I like the Quran
Hell, I love the Quran
The Quran is the bomb
Yeah, I love the Quran
Even more than my mom
Which is not at all
Cuz I don’t love shit
Love is for faggots
And I am not a faggot
[HOOK X2]
I’m a bad, bad boi
A very, very bad boi
I’m a bad, bad boi
A very, very bad boi
Spittin bad, bad rhymes
Spittin very, very bad rhymes
Spittin bad, bad rhymes
Spittin very, very bad rhymes
[VERSE 3]
I am dangerous
I belong in a jail
It is way too late
For me to get into heaven
Done so much sin
Satan’s jealous of the drip
I’m on a diet of Fentanyl
And cans of dip
Now allow me to spit
Sick rhymes out the wazoo
A lot of people say that I
Am better than Biggie Smalls
I carry a revolver in
My hand at all times
Just in case I get an itch to
Shoot an infant in the head
N rip its foreskin off with
My bare hands and munch it
Like a pork rind while I
Watch Cars 2 on Bluray
After that I jack it to a
Video of a guy
Committin' suicide, that
I found on the dark web
[BRIDGE]
I’m a bad, bad boi
A very, very bad boi
Spittin bad, bad rhymes
Spittin very, very bad rhymes
[VERSE 4]
Mirror, mirror
On top of the wall
Who be the baddest boi
To ever exist?
It’s Camboi Smif
And his big old penis
It’s so big it kills women
Whenever I have sex with them
Last time I did sex
I forgot to get consent
But who the fuck cares
The dumb cunt died
When I put it in her lips
She just split into two
Then I burned both pieces
Of her body in the furnace
Try to take me to court
I won’t even show up
I’ll be out in the parking lot
Putting a bomb under your car
And also slashing your tires
While I flirt with the D.A
Suck his dick and convince him
To put your gay little ass in prison
And it actually works
You’re now in prison for life
Then I do a crime
And get caught on purpose
End up in the same cell
Figure out where you is
Track you down with precision
And give you the middle finger
[HOOK X2]
I’m a bad, bad boi
A very, very bad boi
I’m a bad, bad boi
A very, very bad boi
Spittin bad, bad rhymes
Spittin very, very bad rhymes
Spittin bad, bad rhymes
Spittin very, very bad rhymes