Drug Addiction

[INTRO: CAMBOI]
Aw shit
It’s 4:20
Time to do some drugs
And get high off ‘em, what
Kinda drugs, do I
Wanna do today
Lemme call my man DeMonsta
And see what he thinks
Ring ring (hello, who is this)
It is your boi Camboi Smif
(Whatchu wanna get?)
I want heroin
(Anything else) nope
(Okay, come on over then)
Get in the whip’n hit the pedal to
Foh hunnit’n twenty miles over da speed limit

[VERSE 1: DEMONSTA]
On my way to the spot
In the Walmart parking lot
Shit, there's a cop
Better not get caught
While I wait, I gotta shop
Cuz the prices always drop
Now all the hoes stop, when
They see me in my crop top
Oh shit, there's Cam
What it do, fam?
(Please give me that H)
(So your boi can get slammed)
Save some for me
You're bout to do the whole thang
His eyes rolled back, and
All he said was dang

[HOOK]
I got a drug addiction
I’m always itchin
For the drugs, cuz
I gotta drug addiction
It’s not fiction
It’s a real affliction
I need rehabilitation
For my drug addiction
We got a drug addiction
We always itchin
For the drugs, cuz
We gotta drug addiction
It’s not fiction, it’s
A real affliction, bitch
We need rehabilitation, for our
Muthafuckin drug addiction

[INTERLUDE]
Well hello there DeMonsta
Thank you for coming over to my bedroom barbecue!
(Well thank you for inviting me!)
(I have brought over several bags of drugs for us to do)
*KNOCK ON THE DOOR*
(Hey boys, what’s going on in there?)
Go away, dad!
*DOOR OPENS*
(Hey son!)
(I just came up)
(With a rap I want you to hear)
Fuck off, Dad!
Ain’t no one wanna hear
Yo bullshit ass raps
(Well that’s too bad)
(Y’all bois don’t wanna hear my raps, cuz...)

[VERSE 2: DONNY]
Yeah son
I am the bad dad
And guess what
I am real bad
I got a big car
And a good job
I have no wife
Not anymore
Got a good son
Feed ‘em green beans
Maybe creamed corn
And some green peas (stop dad)
(You’re embarrassing me)
(Oh shit, it's the cops)
Oops, sorry son
But I am the one
Who called the police

{VERSE 3: CAMBOI]
Goddammit, daddy, why’d you
Go and call the cops
You are such a fuckin’ simp
And I hate yo fuckin’ guts
Yo, me and my friends were
Just trying to do drugs, but
You had to interrupt, and
Then fuck it all up, now
Everyone at middle school
Thinks that I’mma cunt
Cuz of your fuckin’ stupid
Little cop-callin’ stunt
And DeMonsta is in jail
He was my one and only plug
Now where in the fuck
Am I gonna get drugs?

[HOOK]
I got a drug addiction
I’m always itchin
For the drugs, cuz
I gotta drug addiction
It’s not fiction
It’s a real affliction
I need rehabilitation
For my drug addiction
We got a drug addiction
We always itchin
For the drugs, cuz
We gotta drug addiction
It’s not fiction, it’s
A real affliction, bitch
We need rehabilitation, for our
Muthafuckin drug addiction