Fuck Jesus Christ
[HOOK]
Ayo, fuck Jesus Christ, boi
I put head on da crucifix
Ayo, fuck Jesus Christ, boi
That fuckin Jewish bitch is use-a-less
Ayo, fuck Jesus Christ, boi
I put his leg in the blender, boi
Ayo, fuck Jesus Christ, boi
Tell ‘em Cam be that sinner boi
[VERSE 1]
Catch me sinnin' in the church
Fuck yo granny in her hearse
Fill yo collection plate with dirt
This be dat terse biblical verse
Call the preacher and a nurse
Blood of Christ up on my shirt
I took a sip and spit it out, because
I thought it was sizzurp at first
Smokin' on dat purp
Where dem ursher boys lurk
In da back, on da perch
In my button-down shirt
Don’t ya dare be perturbed
When I hit ya with these words
I believe that bee-itch Jesus, de-
Served to get murked, for sure
Picture Paul Giamatti
In the Bible on Ice, live
At the Greensboro Coliseum
Friday at nine, he’s playin'
Jesus Christ, and da
Tickets is half price, but it’s just
An hour of him gettin' fucked
In the ass with a jack-knife
Last night
I was prayin' to Christ, sayin
You should come alive real quick
So I can watch you die again, and
Maybe I - could be the
One to take your life, this time’n
Stick a knife into your side’n
See your eyes roll back, like a Walmart price
[HOOK]
Ayo, fuck Jesus Christ, boi
I put head on da crucifix
Ayo, fuck Jesus Christ, boi
That fuckin Jewish bitch is use-a-less
Ayo, fuck Jesus Christ, boi
I put his leg in the blender, boi
Ayo, fuck Jesus Christ, boi
Tell ‘em Cam be that sinner boi
[VERSE 2]
The father, the son
And the holy spirit
Can suck my fuckin dick
And get the fuck up out my bidniss
I ain’t into that queer shit
Christians is dipshits
December twenty-fifth, to me
Ain’t fuckin shit but Pissmas
A tisket a tasket
What the fuck is in the basket?
The severed head of a mutha
Fuckin Christian faggot
I am int’a ISIS
And I really like it
My favorite part about it
Is all the virgin hymens
Mary was a fine bitch
But God raped her vagina
In the middle of the night, with
Joseph right by her side, and
Me me no like, I can
Not let this slide, my
Biggest bone to pick is why was
I not invited to it? I
Try to lucid dream, at least
Three times a week, about
Nailin' Jesus sexually
And by his hands and feet
Beat my meat up in his cheek
While I’m givin' hymn a read, do
Unto other as you please, jizt
As long as da flow is on fleek
[HOOK]
Ayo, fuck Jesus Christ, boi
I put head on da crucifix
Ayo, fuck Jesus Christ, boi
That fuckin Jewish bitch is use-a-less
Ayo, fuck Jesus Christ, boi
I put his leg in the blender, boi
Ayo, fuck Jesus Christ, boi
Tell ‘em Cam be that sinner boi
[VERSE 3]
Rusty fuckin nail
In my right palm
Ugly lil dummy
Up on thine cross, I got
Trojans in my hand, and I’mma
Use ‘em on dis man, now he
Chokin on Cam, and I’m
Sploogin on his damn belly
Now tell me, how da
Fuck ya gonna judge me when I
Put da gat up to ya lord and savior
N den make him fuck me
On his second coming, when he
Come up on dis earf, and I
Send his ass back to Heaven
Wit dat fuckin Desert Bird
[HOOK]
Ayo, fuck Jesus Christ, boi
I put head on da crucifix
Ayo, fuck Jesus Christ, boi
That fuckin Jewish bitch is use-a-less
Ayo, fuck Jesus Christ, boi
I put his leg in the blender, boi
Ayo, fuck Jesus Christ, boi
Tell ‘em Cam be that sinner boi