Fuck Shit
[VERSE 1: CAMBOI]
Fuck shit, eat ass
Raise hell, burn shit
Shoot guns, smoke rock
Snort pills, kill kids
Rip cunts, drink piss
Beat meat, throw fits
Buy syringes
Mainline heroin
Burn down a church
Kill an old man
Rob a local deli
Eat a whole ham
Eat a whole lamb
Drink its blood
Give yourself AIDS
Roll around in the mud
Get online
Apply for a job
Attend an interview
And accept the job
Embezzle the job
Commit espionage
Do a drug test
And fail that shit
Eat corn on the cob
Drink python venom
Buy a mac ten
Kill John Lennon
Wear a lot of denim
And big black boots, curb
Stomp your grandma
And eat her ass out
[BRIDGE: CAMBOI]
Bring me Larry David
I would like to chill with him
Give me DMT
I will make him smoke with me
[VERSE 2: CAMBOI]
Summon Satan
Play games with him
Like Chutes and Ladders
And Candy Land
Whoop his ass
Make him cry
Then sodomize
His anal cavity
Smoke crystal meth
Huff cans of paint
Chug a whole jug
Of Fabuloso
Then go to Lowes
Home improvement
Steal a nail gun and
Shoot your dick head
Evade taxes
For several years
Don’t call your mom
For several years
Pierce your ears
Get a new tattoo
Of Kangaroo Jack with
A halo on his head
Eat fifty bars of
Generic Xanax
Have violent sex with
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
Impale her face
With a whale harpoon
Then jack it in the casket
At the goddamn WAKE
[VERSE 3: CHRISTOPHER]
Just to be clear
I don't want to implicate
Larry David
In a class one felony
Just to be clear
I just think he would love
To chill with me
And smoke
DMT
Dimethyltryptamine
Dimethyltryptamine
DMT
Larry David
DMT
Go together
Like ham and cheese