Marinate

[Verse 1]
Got damn
That's a fat ass pussy
Hoe glared up
And she caught me lookin'
Waddled over to me
And she squeezed my dick
Gazin in my eye, said
I'mma eat that shit
Dropped my fuckin dickies
In da middle of the Walmart
Stuck me in her mouth, till
Her lips where my balls are
Dirty ass bitch
And she look like Paul Blart
Booty so big, she couldn't
Fit it in a golf cart
Drive her to my crib
Gettin' head in the whip
Trick at da wheel
While da kid ridin' bitch
Pulled up in a ditch
Offa route 86
Grab da baby wipes, yo
I gotta take a shit, she
Said wait, not yet
Just save it for my chest
Spray that diarrhea over
Bof'a my breasts
Laid da seats back
In her Ford Fiest-a
Laid her down flat, then
I got undressed-a
Moment past'n I shat
And I drove her ass home
Dragged her out back
Sprayed her off with a hose
Double takin all around
She said where my clothes?
I kicked her in the shins, said
You don't need those
Butt naked on da bed
Bluetooth in the Bose
Apple Music on my phone
Playin Kiss From A Rose
She blew me one of those
And I spit at the hoe
Then I hit her in the nose
When I whipped out my choad, yo
Now I'm crawlin' on da bed, I'm
Gettin all up in her legs, my
Thumb up on my penis head, dis
Bitch's vulva's gettin' wet, so I
Just shove my fuckin pecker
In her hairy, aging slizz
Then I let that pecker sit
While I just marinate my dick

[Hook X4]
Marinate my dick
Ma-ma-marinate my dick
Marinate my dick
Ma-ma-marinate my dick

[Verse 2]
Now my dick marinated
And I'm bout to get faded
Pulled up at the clerb
Lookin so sophisticated, I'mma
Luscious lil danish, wit
A newly shaped anus, clean
Shaven, lookin' like a
Muthafuckin twink rapist
Bangin' and hangin'
At da corner’a da bar
Glarin’ at a faggot
Dat is payin’ with his card
Ayo what up, he said
"Hi my name is Marc"
I’m like, nice to meet ya
I am kinda parched
Marc said “Ah!”
Then “Oh, gosh darn!”
“I paid my tab, but”
“Gotta Uber in da yard”
Hell yeah fuckin right
I replied, rollin' dice
Wanna ride to my apartment
For some wine, I got chardonnay
“Okay” sprayed, from
Da middle of his gray beard
“F-Y-I - ain’t”
“Been laid in eight years”
Cut to my crib
He sittin' at da table
I be over by da stove
Stirrin' gravy with a ladle
Yo, dat smells insane, yo
He yelled from da other room
Just wait’ll you taste it, dude
I bet you will gush ya goo
I trust ya, boo, he
Talked kinda caustic, then
I chopped up da sausage
I washed in da faucet
Got all’a da blood off it
Cuz I recently chopped it off’a
My bod’n Marc was like
Did ya know I’m a comic?
I’m like nah, das awesome
Did ya know I'm a bomb
Ass rapper, and uh
I uh, rhyme real good?
Yeah, he fuckin said, you
Been rhymin’ this whole time, yo you
Just fuckin' convinced me, dat you
Da bestest emcee in NC, but
My tummy is empty, and I
Gotta get to my ten speed
So give me that dish, and
Put that fuckin’ shit in me

[Bridge]
Now he munchin' on my dick
And he crunchin' on dat shit, oh shit
I don’t know his last name
I’mma ax em what it is
He grinned when I did
Yeah he grinned real big
And with a real big grin
He said dat shit is Maron

[Hook X4]
Marc Maron ate my dick
Marc-marinate my dick
Marc Maron ate my dick
Marc-marinate my dick