Ripped My Urethra
[HOOK X2]
I just motherfucking
Ripped my urethra
How in the fuck
Did I rip my urethra
Oh yes, that is right
I had used my urethra
To fuck a bitch so hard
That I ripped my urethra
[VERSE 1: CAMBOI]
I got the biggest urethra
In the city of Burgaw
If you don’t know where that is
Then you should Google search Burgaw
Did you know that Burgaw was
Settled in 1850?
And in 1985 they shot
Some scenes for Silver Bullet
Which is written by Stephen King
It is quite interesting
I recommend visiting
Burgaw if you’re ever free
To take a vacation there
In the Summer or Spring
That is when the weather is nice
In that area generally
Oh, and also
I ripped my my fucking urethra
It happened when I tried to stick
A pen in my dick hole, then
Write these lyrics with my dick
Like I initially did, only
Now I’m transcribing and
Typing out the rest of them
Up to a certain point though
I wrote this verse with my dick
Like that part about Burgaw
I had wrote with my dick
But right around the line where
I had mentioned my dick
My urethra got ripped, and I
Had to make the switch
[HOOK X2]
I just motherfucking
Ripped my urethra
How in the fuck
Did I rip my urethra
Oh yes, that is right
I had used my urethra
To fuck a bitch so hard
That I ripped my urethra
[VERSE 2: PI$$LORD]
My fucking urethra
Has fallen to bits
I don’t even know
What has happened to my dick
I haven’t seen my son in
Sixteen years, somehow
Came out black, but ah
Who cares?
That ain’t my fuckin problem
There’s more pressing matters at hand
Like this broke ass urethra
That I hold in my hand
Yeah...
I just rhymed hand with hand
My dick is fucking broken
Do you think I have a rhyming plan?
Cuz I don’t
I never even fucking learned
To speak English, bro
Please, sympathize with me
For a minute
If your urethra got ripped
What do you think you would do
You stupid prick
I don’t even know why
You’re calling the police
It’s not my fault I’m in front
Of this school full of kids
All this blood and shit
Coming from my cock hole
Do you really think I give a piss
About scaring the locals?