Sad Boi

[VERSE 1]
Every single day
I be sad as fuck
I wake up from my slumber
And then I get very drunk
I eat a fucking gun
Every afternoon for lunch
But I never pull the trigger
Cuz I do not have the guts
Damn I am I pussy
You should throw me in the trash
Bend me over on your lap
And spank my juicy ass
Cut my fuckin head off
And wear it as a mask, I have
More masochistic thoughts than
Cam Newton been done dabbed
Catch me at the meat market
Buyin up a slab, so
I can take it home and smash, since
I ain’t got no one for that
My sexuality is fucked
I identify as a corpse
The only thing that makes me cum
Anymore, is getting a divorce
Yo, I don’t like anal sex
Unless that shit is forced
And I do not like receiving
Unless it's from a horse
If you tell me life is good, then
I will not retort, because I got
So much remorse, I don’t even
Know how to talk no more

[HOOK X4]
I am a sad boi
A very sad boi
I am a sad boi
A very, very sad boi

[VERSE 2]
I just want to die
I don’t want to be alive
I’m no longer doin' fine
All I wanna do is suicide
Commit it like a crime
If I could, I’d do it twice
I would do it with a knife, by
Sliding two into my eyes, and
By the time my body found
I’ll be grayer than a hound
Dawg, I got no one around
Y’all, think that I am clownin' on ya
I’m just fuckin frownin' on ya
Cuz I’m so sad
I’m a worthless ol’ fag
And I got no dad
I kinda look like Chris Pratt
If he was short and fat
Had a backwards hat
And a big black ass
My depression and anxiety
Levels cannot be matched
Pardon me as I quietly nestle
Myself inside of the trash
And with that
I’ll be on my way
If I could, I would defecate
On my own grave
Bury me with a burger
Corndog, and a drank
With a chicken quesadilla
In a Cookout tray, cuz

[HOOK X4]
I am a sad boi
A very sad boi
I am a sad boi
A very, very sad boi