The Introduction Of A Very Bad Boi

Awww shit
It’s the muthafuckin bad boi
Camboi Smif
In the goddamn flesh
Yes (yes)
Here I am
With a master plan
To be as bad as I can
I could do a crime
I could drink a beer
Like homicide
Or Milwaukee's Best
I'mma make this album
I’mma do my best
But I refuse to rhyme
Every line I rap, cuz rhymin is
For bitch muthafuckas who be stickin to the standard
Conventions of hip-hop, but dis bad boi is breakin
Conventions, and laws, and hearts, and jaws, cuz
He’s bad as fuck, uncut, unrated, and raw
Bitch, I’m Dennis The Menace on DMT
And I’m the Phantom Menace on PCP
Really, just generally a menace on THC
All deez women are timid when they see me, cuz
I’m the baddest muthafucka in the got damn galaxy
And all the universes in the multiverse theory, ain’t
Another dimension as bad as the one I’m in
My cluster of atoms is as bad as it gets
Scientists be doin all dis scientist shit, but
Science ain’t shit to Camboi Smif, and they can
Try to predict what I’m rhymin this with, but could’ve
Never hypothesized I wouldn’t rhyme at all