Scary Movie

[Verse 1]
Bet you think you're pretty clever
Tellin' everyone you're best friends with the director
He just owes your dad a favor
Interesting, no, you're boring
No one loves you more than you, it gets annoying
So here's a little story

[Pre-Chorus]
If this was a scary movie
You'd be the first to die
If this was a scary movie
I'd pretend to cry

[Chorus]
'Cause you're handsome, but you're stupid
Off camera, you're pretty useless
Whеn they find you in the bushes
Plot twist, you'rе dead and I did it
Plot twist, you're dead and I did it
Plot twist, you're dead and I did it

[Verse 2]
No one sees you as a hero
You say that you're a lead
But you're just B-roll
You're no De Niro

[Pre-Chorus]
If this was a scary movie
You'd be the first to die
If this was a scary movie
I'd pretend to cry

[Chorus]
'Cause you're handsome, but you're stupid
Off camera, you're pretty useless
When they find you in the bushes
Plot twist, you're dead and I did it
Plot twist, you're dead and I did it
Plot twist, you're dead and I did it

[Outro]
Plot twist, you're dead and I did it