Van McCann

[Verse 1]
I forced myself out on another date again last night
Introverted hoping that the company would make me right
All I ever got to see were insecurities
Showing off your Gucci belt and designer jeans

[Pre-Chorus]
Trying too hard to be cool
You really think I’m into you
Trying too hard to be cool
I’m not into you

[Chorus]
Dear god please make every man
A little bit more like Van McCann
Or just give me Van McCann
Maybe then I would like boys again

[Verse 2]
Your ego likes to tell you that you’re super extra cool
Thank you but I still, don’t wanna hit your juul
I don’t really care about who you think you know
One shot of Ciroc and you’re trying to take me home

[Pre-Chorus]
Trying too hard to be cool
You really think I’m into you
Trying too hard to be cool
I’m not into you

[Chorus]
Dear God please make every man
A little bit more like Van McCann
Or just give me Van McCann
Maybe then I would like boys again

[Bridge]
Your best friends a DJ
Called me wasted on Friday
Friends think I’m Ok, your mom thinks I’m cool yay

[Chorus]
Dear god please make every man
A little bit more like Van McCann
Or just give me Van McCann
Maybe then I would like boys again

[Outro]
Maybe then
Maybe then I would
Maybe then I would like boys again
Maybe then
Maybe then I would
Maybe then I would like boys again