Little Key
[BIRDIE, spoken]
Eh? The key? From before? When I said it? Well, I bet you're wondering what that tiny little key goes to, aren't you? Good, I'll tell you.
(sung)
So the story of that little key is this
It unlocks Bitsy's locked filing cabinet
Which hides all her secrets and mysteries
Her will, her estate papers, two diamond Slinkys
(spoken)
It—it was the eighties.
(sung)
Every night when the little hand lands on the six
Bitsy takes the time to lock hеr cabinet
Helen said it bеfore, where there's a way, there's a will
She's gotta act fast; if she's caught, she'll be killed!
(spoken)
Maybe at least maimed.