A Song For The Kids

Verse 1
Hi their kids
I'm gonna make your brains bigger than a pyramid
I'm here to make you cool
But not if your from Liverpool
But anyway you should follow the rules
And go to school
And if you bunk you'll be uncool
The Titanic sunk which was bad
By the way make sure your contracts our ironclad
Because that will be mad
Here's how to be healthy
Don't eat things that are sugary
Or you might have diabetes when your an elderly
Follow the eat well guide
And don't make fun of people who are crossed eyed
Eat vitamins and minerals
And don't become a criminal
The you'll have the right credentials
Also never argue at a funeral
And don't play with your genitals unless you have a bride
And follow the eat well guide

Chorus
Fruits and vegetables give you vitamins and minerals
Carbohydrates give you energy
Dairy gives you calcium
Protein helps you grow
Oils and spreads give you unsaturated fats
These are the essentials

Verse 2
Be nice to your parents
Because their the ones who give you your talents
And they make sure stay away from violence
Don't listen to Eminem
Even if your slightly over 10
But watch Ben 10
Don't smoke cigarettes
And try to watch the sun set
Don't be a bully
Because that's yucky
Use big words
Like ambidextrously
And do crosswords
Listen to Avril Lavigne
And eat lots of beans
And follow the eat well guide

Chorus
Fruits and vegetables give you vitamins and minerals
Carbohydrates give you energy
Dairy gives you calcium
Protein helps you grow
Oils and spreads give you unsaturated fats
These are the essentials

Outro
I'm Chazer Wazer
And I approve of this message
Also don't wear fur
Try and extend your knowledge