Olivia (Is a Carpet Muncher)

Let me tell you about
This girl called Olivia
I've got a problem
Yeah I think I'm in love with her
Except she girls instead
Which is why she
Doesn't want a boyfriend

Olivia is a carpet muncher
All she wants
Is a girl to fuck her
Olivia is a carpet muncher
Now

Even though I'll never be inside her
She says I'll always be beside her
That's not good enough
For me right now
Because I want her around

And when she first came out as lesbian
Swear to god I almost started cryin'
Because she girls instead
Which is why she
Doesn't want a boyfriend

Olivia is a carpet muncher
All she wants is a girl to fuck her
Olivia is a carpet muncher
Now

Even though I'll never be inside her
She says I'll always be beside her
That's not good enough
For me right now
Because I want her around

I don't care if your a lesbian
I don't have a problem with them
The only thing that makes me
Whine Isthatyournotmine!

Olivia is a carpet muncher
All she wants is a girl to fuck her
Olivia is a carpet muncher
Now

Even though I'll never be inside her
She says I'll always be beside her
That's not good enough
For me right now
Because I want her around