Life Lesson 1

Hi it's life
Just coming to check up
You know, they say music is the best medicine
However, in this case it is most certainly the cause of illness
You people are pathetic what happened to the good old days?
When songs didn't have to be whiney
I blame coldplay
And I blame you
But rather than sit around and play the blame game
I would like to take this time to present you with a metaphor

There once was a human with all the qualities and traits of a rock
A stone, if you will
They sat around and did nothing
Just like a rock does
Well, one day this rock person became crushed after a large force fell upon them
And all they could do was spread their little negative rock parts all over the ground
Sound familiar?
I was talking about you
How about instead of this album, we listen to something a little more genial
Something thats actually enlightening.
Something you clearly need
Don't worry, I have just the thing

Rosie, Rosie, she drinks a lot of tea
Rosie, Rosie, my hea

Well, by your passionless expression, I can tell that this was the wrong idea
Why do you hate me?
Whatever, lets go back to listening to the sad white-kid with dreadlocks
No, no
I insist
It's clear to me, you have no time to waste on elegance and real artistic prowess.
It's a shame