You Got an App for That?

[Verse 1]
Got one that'll take you anywhere you wanna go
You got one for your face within your Instagram post
Email and Gmail ain't what I need
My baby walked out and now I'm down on my knees

[Chorus]
Can you help me get her back?
You got an app for that?
If you did, with one finger, I could just a-bring her
Home and it would be OK
She would be right here, fetchin' me cold beer
Instead, she's out with ol' what's-his-name
I'd be livin' large, if my phone was charged, and my wallet would still be fat
Mr. High-Tech-Cell-Phone-Man, you got an app for that?

[Verse 2]
She don't care if I pull out my hair
That judge didn't cut me no slack
Mr. High-Tech-Cell-Phone-Man, you got an app for that?

[Chorus]
Can you help me get her back?
You got an app for that?
If you did, with one finger, I could just a-bring her
Home and it would be OK
She would be right here, fetchin' me cold beer
Instead, she's out with ol' what's-his-name
I'd be livin' large, if my phone was charged, my wallet would still be fat
Mr. High-Tech-Cell-Phone-Man, you got an app for that?

[Outro]
Mr. High-Tech-Cell-Phone-Man, you got an app for that?