Double Huey Skit

Wipeout
Directly from the sector of Bach
We plug you into the tape, record

Comedy skit (uh-huh)
Drama skit (okay, okay)
Movie skit (kinda like that one)
Double skit (wait a minute, that's you)
Mase skit (hold on, hold on, wait, that's me)
Pos skit (you mean my man with the specs?)
Dub skit (hold up, hold up, it's that Double Huey Skit)

Microphone check, one, two, three
Now this is how a hype beat should be
Beat be slammin', people be lamin'
Movin' and groovin' to the beat
Now don't mistake me for no singer
Not a drug sellin', crime felon swinger
Grab the mic and I chat though despite my handicap
I cut it up with just three fingers
Some people might think I'm strange
Some even say derange
But that don't matter, that's just chatter
Movin' like I'm insane
It's as hot as it gets
Wear the cap if it fits
You know when, Double B will pen
On a tune that goes like this

Jesus
Oh my God, I don't believe it
I don't believe it
Double B and Mase, rhymin'? Rhymin'?
Word up (they sound good)
They ran away to the studio
And did a little something behind our backs (yeah)
But it sounds good (it sounds good), it sounds real groovy
Alright, continue
Stop the tape again

Peace to the Bill Posse
Strong Island community
We got much in store, you heard hardcore
Prince Paul, Plug 1, 2, 3

It's been a while but I'm wit' it
Chose a style that fitted
No time to max, put it on wax
Next thing ya know it had hit it
Not enough money can buy me
Not a duck MC can try me
Take this as a hunch, I'm packin' a punch
From '89 to the 1990's
Beginning a trend so let's set it
If you don't have a nine you'll get it
Stomp your feet and move to the beat
And everything will be copacetic

Hey, hey, this is Jeff remember me?
Ain't you guys Plug 1, Plug 2?
Beat it kid, this ain't the Brainwash Skit
This is the Double Baby Huey Skit
So what? Now you got DJ's rapping?
They're not DJ's, nah, they're PA's, man (PA's, man) (nah, no)
Pa's man, get outta here
You don't know what you're talking 'bout, get outta here (beat it, kid)
Go bother somebody else, man
Now let's get back to the skit (word up)

Ha, it, hit
Buh, it, bit
Fuh, it, fit
Sk, it, skit

Yo, Mase you know there's a lot of skits I like out there
Yeah, Double I know what you mean
You know, like Jungle Skit
But I like that De La Skit
What about Prince Paul Skit?
But I like that Latifah Skit
And the 45 King Skit
But it's about Monie Love Skit
And can't forget Red Alert Skit
It, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it

Wait a minute, that's my beeper
I gotta call my skit, see ya later
Wipeout
Oh, God, we are buggin' (get it, get it)
It's over