Grandad’s False Teeth

Vicki's alright, she's a little rough
When she comes up from underneath
And when she goes down, I can feel her crown
I told her, you're wearing grandad's false teeth

You're wearing grandad's false teeth (yes you are, now)
You're wearing grandad's false teeth

I better watch out, she is trying it on
She put a pinpick in my sheath
Instead I go down with my dental dam
She told me, you're wearing grandad's false teeth

You're wearing grandad's false teeth (yes you are, now)
You're wearing grandad's false teeth
You're wearing grandad's false teeth (yes you are, now)
You're wearing grandad's false teeth

Grandad!
Grandad!

Grandad, where's your false teeth?
I said grandad, where's your false teeth?
I said grandad, where's your false teeth?
I said grandad, where are they?
I said grandad, where's your false teeth?
Oh where are they?

You're wearing grandad's false teeth (yes you are, now)
You're wearing grandad's false teeth
You're wearing grandad's false teeth (I guess you are, now)
You're wearing grandad's
Take care of grandad
You're wearing grandad's false teeth

Grandad!
Grandad!
Grandad!