Toilet Drunk (Alternate Saloon Version)

I never got drunk on the toilet before
I've been sleeping in late to get an hour or more
You know I've never felt so low before

I haven't had sex cause I live at my job and the only way I'm fucked is by my job I know
I've been thinking about quitting this shit soon

So I'll sing to you another 1, 4, 5, again
So I'll sing to you another 1, 4, 5, for your stupid fucking friends

And I missed your show for the 11th time and I'm sorry that I can't make dinner tonight I know this is nothing to complain about
But I miss moments that I want to see and your beautiful head isn't next to me I fear that's the nature of the beast my dear

Please don't bury yourself in the ground
There's enough pain to go around