Pokérock theme song

I wanna be the very best
Like no one ever was!
Too bad I'm shit, like all the rest
PokeRock is the cause!

His muscles are so damn big
They are no match for me!
PokeRock is just the best and I'm a jabroni!

POKEROCK! (y'can't catch the rock)
It's you or me you candyass jabroni!
POKEROCK! Oh, I just can't win
When i smell what he's cookin'!

POKEROCK! The people’s champ
When I see him my pants get damp!
That btch stole my Pikachu pOKEEEROOOCK!

You can’t catch the Rock!