El Bandito Facts

[Intro]
It's finally here!
From the man himself
Instead of a boring psych evaluation rapport
Written by every Sigmund Freud fanatic and follower
Of the same "know-it-all mentality"
Good luck to you with that bonus from your Pharmaceutical Overlords!

[Verse]
There is no one like me, nor will it ever be
From rhyming and songwriting to creating beats
Started as a story, progressed to fluent literacy
So let's start with the facts, for the books of history
El Bandito is the troll hunter, won't need computers
To triangulate hideouts, servers got defusеd
El Bandito hunts the mythical folklore with no shrooms
The ragе of a alcoholic berzerker's sobriety dispute
El Bandito doesn't need a title to become a Legend
When he showed up to Valhall, Thor and Odin felt the tension
Soon as he left the party, dining table became obsessive
So they tried to take him out, so no one could mention
El Bandito individually, sharp like his sentence
Against impossible odds with a quick-witted inked pencil
El Bandito sleeps with your women undetected
El Bandito goes on vacation to countries on lockdown without being tested
From A1 to C2, language measuring proficiency
A1 being a starter, A2?
Elementary
C1 being expert, C2 being mastery
El Bandito, a C3, Divine: Prime efficiency
El Bandito refused to speak Greek in Greece
'til Greece speaks better English than their "copyrighted" Democracy
El Bandito is tougher than brain lobotomy
El Bandito went to prison, turned it into a Gentlemen's club for comedy
To health workers at mental hospitals...
El Bandito is the psychologist's shrink when they need someone to talk to
El Bandito allowed antipsychotic's repetitiveness
Sweat it out to give Doctors a taste of their own medicine
El Bandito is his own diagnosis plus the tenant
Medical staff couldn't define it, fishing for answers, still guessing...
Underneath this beard, you take the risk and approach?
You'll see a loaded 38. going off as you get too close

[Outro]
Institutionalized...
That's like somebody overreacting to my ways of expression because...
I only wanted a Pepsi, can I please just have a Pepsi!
Why can't I have a Pepsi?
Or why not a Coke?
Go fuck yourself!