Ken Kaniff (Skit) [The Slim Shady LP]
Marshall B Mathers
Call this mother fucker
Oh fuck yeah
Give 'em a piece of my mind
A piece of my ass
(Thanks for waiting, this is, may I help you?)
Oh thank you
I need to make a collect call
(What number?)
Oh
The numbers 62
(At the tone, please say your name)
Kennith Kaniff, from Connecticut
Automated piece of shit
Yo
Hey there cockboy
Who's this?
This is Ken Kaniff
Who?
Ken Kaniff from Connecticut, little bitch
From Connecticut?
Yeah you wanna get a
I don't know nobody in Connecticut
You wanna get a hotel room with me?
A hotel room?
Yeah, you want me to lick your ass, Eminem?
Ha, yo, wh, who is this? Cage?
Hey, pa ha
You want me to fuckin' melt in your mouth and not in your hand?
Melt in your ass, ya little cockboy
Yo shut up you little bitch
Oh you think I'm lyin', huh?
Ha ha