Taking My Ball
Trevor Anthony Lawrence, Dawaun W. Parker, Andre Romell Young, Mark Christopher Batson, Marshal B. III Mathers
Yo
Dre, man
Make my vocals sound sexy (woo)
Come on, man, come on, man
Okay
It feels so wrong 'cause it feels so right
But it's alright, it's okay with me
I'll do my steps all by myself
I don't need nobody to play with me
But if you just give me a chance
I can put you in a trance the way I dance
But don't nobody wanna play with me
So I'm takin' my ball and goin' home, home
I'm that guy, man
Shove a diamond up my hind end
And crush it with my butt muscles while I cut vocals
Slut poke holes in ya shirt, jump in mud puddles
While I stomp mudholes in ya ass, girl
Now let's cuddle
Blood curdlin', you're gurglin' on your blood, what'll
I do for my next trick, I'm feelin' wonderful
I think I might just do somethin' a little less subtle
Shove a fuckin' Tonka truck up a little kid's butthole (oh)
Feel the wrath of a psychopath slash ambassador of the Valentine's Day Massacre slash assassin
I slash her in the ass with a icicle
And leave her layin' a blood bath
While I put a catheter in and jump in the bath with her
In my Spider-Man mask, man
Just imagine the fun I can have with a strap on
Stick it up Kim Kardashian's ass and make the bitch run a triathlon
Are those pistachios? Damn, I'd like to have some
Layin' on the patio, man, rollin' a fat one
Shady, drop the magic marker, put the cap on
Goddamn, man, are you that much of an asshole?
It feels so wrong 'cause it feels so right
But it's alright, it's okay with me
I'll do my steps all by myself
I don't need nobody to play with me
But if you just give me a chance
I can put you in a trance the way I dance
But don't nobody wanna play with me
So I'm takin' my ball and goin' home, home
I'm like Houdini
Tuck my teenie-eenie-weenie between each
One of my thighs and make it disappear like a genie
Make the shit disappear like Tara Reid in a bikini (oh)
Believe me homie, you don't know the meanin' of a meanie
They call me the fruit loop from Jupiter
I'm tryin' to maneuver the hoover up in your poop shoot
Don't move or ya might get it stuck so fuckin' far in your uvula
You ain't gonna know what he was tryna do to ya gluteus
Totally tubular, sniffin' glue through a tube in the studio
Now who do ya think is more fruitier?
Wiener smothered in peanut butter puttin' on a tube of ya eye shadow
And man, it look nice, you should have seen it, mother
I think I'll put a piece of art on my Visa card
Then I'll go beat Mischa Barton with a Cuisinart
Then mosy on over to Rosie O'Donnell's
With McDonald's, jump on her lap and watch the Sopranos
It feels so wrong 'cause it feels so right
But it's alright, it's okay with me
I'll do my steps all by myself
I don't need nobody to play with me
But if you just give me a chance
I can put you in a trance the way I dance
But don't nobody wanna play with me
So I'm takin' my ball and goin' home, home
Shady, what are you doin' chewin' on a human?
Grab an aluminum bat, hit Heidi Klum in the back, boom
And assumin' the fact that dude's in the backroom
Usin' the bathroom vacuum and a raccoon
Skewin' a rat or cat, screwin' a baboon
You shouldn't ask what is he doin' with that broom
You should be glad he ain't leave you full of stab wounds
You in a trance, I'm back doin' my dance, ooh
But they're afraid I might get Sarah Palin by the hair
And make her wear a bathin' suit and take her parasailin'
Shady, why do you gotta pick on the lady for?
Why you make her read eighty-four bedtime stories to you in baby talk?
'Cause I'm scared, there's monster's under my bed
Kellie Pickler hid my juice box under my bassinet
No wonder my ass is wet my diaper needs to be changed
You like graffiti, dyke? Well, I can pee-pee and write your name
It feels so wrong 'cause it feels so right
But it's alright, it's okay with me
I'll do my steps all by myself
I don't need nobody to play with me
But if you just give me a chance
I can put you in a trance the way I dance
But don't nobody wanna play with me
So I'm takin' my ball and goin' home, home
Fine, nobody wants to play with me?
Fuck you then, bitch
Guys are always mean to me anyways
All you ever do is rub gum in my hair and stuff
Guys are gonna make me, make me sad, I'm sad
I'm gonna cry, I'm cryin'
I'm goin' to tell my mom, Mom!
Yo
Yo
Dre, man
Dre, mec
Make my vocals sound sexy (woo)
Rends ma voix sexy (woo)
Come on, man, come on, man
Allez, mec, allez, mec
Okay
D'accord
It feels so wrong 'cause it feels so right
Cela semble si faux parce que cela semble si juste
But it's alright, it's okay with me
Mais c'est bien, ça me va
I'll do my steps all by myself
Je ferai mes pas tout seul
I don't need nobody to play with me
Je n'ai besoin de personne pour jouer avec moi
But if you just give me a chance
Mais si tu me donnes juste une chance
I can put you in a trance the way I dance
Je peux te mettre en transe avec ma danse
But don't nobody wanna play with me
Mais personne ne veut jouer avec moi
So I'm takin' my ball and goin' home, home
Alors je prends ma balle et je rentre à la maison, maison
I'm that guy, man
Je suis ce mec, mec
Shove a diamond up my hind end
Enfonce un diamant dans mon derrière
And crush it with my butt muscles while I cut vocals
Et l'écrase avec mes muscles fessiers pendant que je chante
Slut poke holes in ya shirt, jump in mud puddles
Salope, fais des trous dans ta chemise, saute dans les flaques de boue
While I stomp mudholes in ya ass, girl
Pendant que je piétine des trous de boue dans ton cul, fille
Now let's cuddle
Maintenant, faisons un câlin
Blood curdlin', you're gurglin' on your blood, what'll
Le sang coagule, tu gargarises ton sang, qu'est-ce que
I do for my next trick, I'm feelin' wonderful
Je vais faire pour mon prochain tour, je me sens merveilleux
I think I might just do somethin' a little less subtle
Je pense que je vais faire quelque chose d'un peu moins subtil
Shove a fuckin' Tonka truck up a little kid's butthole (oh)
Enfonce un putain de camion Tonka dans le cul d'un petit enfant (oh)
Feel the wrath of a psychopath slash ambassador of the Valentine's Day Massacre slash assassin
Sens la colère d'un psychopathe slash ambassadeur du massacre de la Saint-Valentin slash assassin
I slash her in the ass with a icicle
Je la lacère au cul avec un glaçon
And leave her layin' a blood bath
Et la laisse dans un bain de sang
While I put a catheter in and jump in the bath with her
Pendant que je mets un cathéter et que je saute dans le bain avec elle
In my Spider-Man mask, man
Dans mon masque d'homme-araignée, mec
Just imagine the fun I can have with a strap on
Imagine juste le plaisir que je peux avoir avec un gode-ceinture
Stick it up Kim Kardashian's ass and make the bitch run a triathlon
Le colle dans le cul de Kim Kardashian et fais courir la salope un triathlon
Are those pistachios? Damn, I'd like to have some
Ce sont des pistaches ? Merde, j'aimerais en avoir
Layin' on the patio, man, rollin' a fat one
Allongé sur le patio, mec, en roulant un gros joint
Shady, drop the magic marker, put the cap on
Shady, lâche le marqueur magique, mets le capuchon
Goddamn, man, are you that much of an asshole?
Putain, mec, tu es vraiment un connard ?
It feels so wrong 'cause it feels so right
Cela semble si faux parce que cela semble si juste
But it's alright, it's okay with me
Mais c'est bien, ça me va
I'll do my steps all by myself
Je ferai mes pas tout seul
I don't need nobody to play with me
Je n'ai besoin de personne pour jouer avec moi
But if you just give me a chance
Mais si tu me donnes juste une chance
I can put you in a trance the way I dance
Je peux te mettre en transe avec ma danse
But don't nobody wanna play with me
Mais personne ne veut jouer avec moi
So I'm takin' my ball and goin' home, home
Alors je prends ma balle et je rentre à la maison, maison
I'm like Houdini
Je suis comme Houdini
Tuck my teenie-eenie-weenie between each
Je cache mon petit zizi entre chaque
One of my thighs and make it disappear like a genie
Une de mes cuisses et le fait disparaître comme un génie
Make the shit disappear like Tara Reid in a bikini (oh)
Fais disparaître cette merde comme Tara Reid en bikini (oh)
Believe me homie, you don't know the meanin' of a meanie
Crois-moi, mec, tu ne connais pas la signification d'un méchant
They call me the fruit loop from Jupiter
On m'appelle le fruit loop de Jupiter
I'm tryin' to maneuver the hoover up in your poop shoot
J'essaie de manœuvrer l'aspirateur dans ton trou de balle
Don't move or ya might get it stuck so fuckin' far in your uvula
Ne bouge pas ou tu risques de l'avoir coincé si putain de loin dans ton uvule
You ain't gonna know what he was tryna do to ya gluteus
Tu ne sauras pas ce qu'il essayait de faire à ton fessier
Totally tubular, sniffin' glue through a tube in the studio
Totalement tubulaire, sniffant de la colle à travers un tube dans le studio
Now who do ya think is more fruitier?
Maintenant, qui penses-tu qui est le plus fruité ?
Wiener smothered in peanut butter puttin' on a tube of ya eye shadow
Bite recouverte de beurre de cacahuète en mettant un tube de ton ombre à paupières
And man, it look nice, you should have seen it, mother
Et mec, ça a l'air bien, tu aurais dû le voir, maman
I think I'll put a piece of art on my Visa card
Je pense que je vais mettre une œuvre d'art sur ma carte Visa
Then I'll go beat Mischa Barton with a Cuisinart
Puis je vais battre Mischa Barton avec un Cuisinart
Then mosy on over to Rosie O'Donnell's
Puis je vais me diriger vers Rosie O'Donnell
With McDonald's, jump on her lap and watch the Sopranos
Avec McDonald's, sauter sur ses genoux et regarder les Sopranos
It feels so wrong 'cause it feels so right
Cela semble si faux parce que cela semble si juste
But it's alright, it's okay with me
Mais c'est bien, ça me va
I'll do my steps all by myself
Je ferai mes pas tout seul
I don't need nobody to play with me
Je n'ai besoin de personne pour jouer avec moi
But if you just give me a chance
Mais si tu me donnes juste une chance
I can put you in a trance the way I dance
Je peux te mettre en transe avec ma danse
But don't nobody wanna play with me
Mais personne ne veut jouer avec moi
So I'm takin' my ball and goin' home, home
Alors je prends ma balle et je rentre à la maison, maison
Shady, what are you doin' chewin' on a human?
Shady, qu'est-ce que tu fais en mâchant un humain ?
Grab an aluminum bat, hit Heidi Klum in the back, boom
Prends une batte en aluminium, frappe Heidi Klum dans le dos, boom
And assumin' the fact that dude's in the backroom
Et en supposant que le mec est dans la pièce du fond
Usin' the bathroom vacuum and a raccoon
Utilisant l'aspirateur de la salle de bain et un raton laveur
Skewin' a rat or cat, screwin' a baboon
Embrouillant un rat ou un chat, baisant un babouin
You shouldn't ask what is he doin' with that broom
Tu ne devrais pas demander ce qu'il fait avec ce balai
You should be glad he ain't leave you full of stab wounds
Tu devrais être content qu'il ne t'ait pas laissé plein de coups de couteau
You in a trance, I'm back doin' my dance, ooh
Tu es en transe, je suis de retour en train de danser, ooh
But they're afraid I might get Sarah Palin by the hair
Mais ils ont peur que je puisse attraper Sarah Palin par les cheveux
And make her wear a bathin' suit and take her parasailin'
Et la faire porter un maillot de bain et l'emmener faire du parachute ascensionnel
Shady, why do you gotta pick on the lady for?
Shady, pourquoi tu dois t'en prendre à la dame ?
Why you make her read eighty-four bedtime stories to you in baby talk?
Pourquoi tu la fais lire quatre-vingt-quatre histoires pour enfants en langage bébé ?
'Cause I'm scared, there's monster's under my bed
Parce que j'ai peur, il y a des monstres sous mon lit
Kellie Pickler hid my juice box under my bassinet
Kellie Pickler a caché ma boîte de jus sous mon berceau
No wonder my ass is wet my diaper needs to be changed
Pas étonnant que mon cul soit mouillé, ma couche doit être changée
You like graffiti, dyke? Well, I can pee-pee and write your name
Tu aimes les graffitis, gouine ? Eh bien, je peux faire pipi et écrire ton nom
It feels so wrong 'cause it feels so right
Cela semble si faux parce que cela semble si juste
But it's alright, it's okay with me
Mais c'est bien, ça me va
I'll do my steps all by myself
Je ferai mes pas tout seul
I don't need nobody to play with me
Je n'ai besoin de personne pour jouer avec moi
But if you just give me a chance
Mais si tu me donnes juste une chance
I can put you in a trance the way I dance
Je peux te mettre en transe avec ma danse
But don't nobody wanna play with me
Mais personne ne veut jouer avec moi
So I'm takin' my ball and goin' home, home
Alors je prends ma balle et je rentre à la maison, maison
Fine, nobody wants to play with me?
Bien, personne ne veut jouer avec moi ?
Fuck you then, bitch
Va te faire foutre alors, salope
Guys are always mean to me anyways
Les mecs sont toujours méchants avec moi de toute façon
All you ever do is rub gum in my hair and stuff
Tout ce que vous faites, c'est frotter du chewing-gum dans mes cheveux et tout
Guys are gonna make me, make me sad, I'm sad
Les mecs vont me rendre triste, je suis triste
I'm gonna cry, I'm cryin'
Je vais pleurer, je pleure
I'm goin' to tell my mom, Mom!
Je vais le dire à ma mère, Maman !
Yo
Yo
Dre, man
Dre, cara
Make my vocals sound sexy (woo)
Faça minha voz soar sexy (woo)
Come on, man, come on, man
Vamos lá, cara, vamos lá, cara
Okay
Ok
It feels so wrong 'cause it feels so right
Parece tão errado porque parece tão certo
But it's alright, it's okay with me
Mas está tudo bem, está tudo bem para mim
I'll do my steps all by myself
Farei meus passos sozinho
I don't need nobody to play with me
Não preciso de ninguém para brincar comigo
But if you just give me a chance
Mas se você me der uma chance
I can put you in a trance the way I dance
Posso te colocar em transe com a minha dança
But don't nobody wanna play with me
Mas ninguém quer brincar comigo
So I'm takin' my ball and goin' home, home
Então estou pegando minha bola e indo para casa, casa
I'm that guy, man
Eu sou aquele cara, cara
Shove a diamond up my hind end
Enfio um diamante no meu traseiro
And crush it with my butt muscles while I cut vocals
E esmago com meus músculos do bumbum enquanto canto
Slut poke holes in ya shirt, jump in mud puddles
Vadia, faça buracos na sua camisa, pule em poças de lama
While I stomp mudholes in ya ass, girl
Enquanto eu piso em buracos de lama na sua bunda, garota
Now let's cuddle
Agora vamos nos aconchegar
Blood curdlin', you're gurglin' on your blood, what'll
Sangue coagulando, você está engasgando com seu sangue, o que
I do for my next trick, I'm feelin' wonderful
Eu farei para o meu próximo truque, estou me sentindo maravilhoso
I think I might just do somethin' a little less subtle
Acho que posso fazer algo um pouco menos sutil
Shove a fuckin' Tonka truck up a little kid's butthole (oh)
Enfie um maldito caminhão Tonka no traseiro de uma criança (oh)
Feel the wrath of a psychopath slash ambassador of the Valentine's Day Massacre slash assassin
Sinta a ira de um psicopata / embaixador do Massacre do Dia dos Namorados / assassino
I slash her in the ass with a icicle
Eu a corto na bunda com um caco de gelo
And leave her layin' a blood bath
E a deixo deitada em um banho de sangue
While I put a catheter in and jump in the bath with her
Enquanto eu coloco um cateter nela e pulo na banheira com ela
In my Spider-Man mask, man
Na minha máscara de Homem-Aranha, cara
Just imagine the fun I can have with a strap on
Apenas imagine a diversão que posso ter com um strap on
Stick it up Kim Kardashian's ass and make the bitch run a triathlon
Enfie em Kim Kardashian e faça a vadia correr um triatlo
Are those pistachios? Damn, I'd like to have some
São pistaches? Caramba, eu gostaria de ter alguns
Layin' on the patio, man, rollin' a fat one
Deitado no pátio, cara, enrolando um gordo
Shady, drop the magic marker, put the cap on
Shady, largue o marcador mágico, coloque a tampa
Goddamn, man, are you that much of an asshole?
Caramba, cara, você é tão babaca assim?
It feels so wrong 'cause it feels so right
Parece tão errado porque parece tão certo
But it's alright, it's okay with me
Mas está tudo bem, está tudo bem para mim
I'll do my steps all by myself
Farei meus passos sozinho
I don't need nobody to play with me
Não preciso de ninguém para brincar comigo
But if you just give me a chance
Mas se você me der uma chance
I can put you in a trance the way I dance
Posso te colocar em transe com a minha dança
But don't nobody wanna play with me
Mas ninguém quer brincar comigo
So I'm takin' my ball and goin' home, home
Então estou pegando minha bola e indo para casa, casa
I'm like Houdini
Eu sou como Houdini
Tuck my teenie-eenie-weenie between each
Escondo meu pequenino entre cada
One of my thighs and make it disappear like a genie
Uma das minhas coxas e faço desaparecer como um gênio
Make the shit disappear like Tara Reid in a bikini (oh)
Faça a merda desaparecer como Tara Reid em um biquíni (oh)
Believe me homie, you don't know the meanin' of a meanie
Acredite em mim, cara, você não sabe o significado de um malvado
They call me the fruit loop from Jupiter
Eles me chamam de maluco de Júpiter
I'm tryin' to maneuver the hoover up in your poop shoot
Estou tentando manobrar o aspirador no seu ânus
Don't move or ya might get it stuck so fuckin' far in your uvula
Não se mexa ou você pode ficar preso tão longe na sua úvula
You ain't gonna know what he was tryna do to ya gluteus
Você não vai saber o que ele estava tentando fazer com seu glúteo
Totally tubular, sniffin' glue through a tube in the studio
Totalmente tubular, cheirando cola através de um tubo no estúdio
Now who do ya think is more fruitier?
Agora quem você acha que é mais frutífero?
Wiener smothered in peanut butter puttin' on a tube of ya eye shadow
Salsicha coberta de manteiga de amendoim colocando em um tubo de sombra para os olhos
And man, it look nice, you should have seen it, mother
E cara, ficou legal, você deveria ter visto, mãe
I think I'll put a piece of art on my Visa card
Acho que vou colocar uma obra de arte no meu cartão Visa
Then I'll go beat Mischa Barton with a Cuisinart
Então vou bater em Mischa Barton com um Cuisinart
Then mosy on over to Rosie O'Donnell's
Depois vou até Rosie O'Donnell
With McDonald's, jump on her lap and watch the Sopranos
Com McDonald's, pulo no colo dela e assisto aos Sopranos
It feels so wrong 'cause it feels so right
Parece tão errado porque parece tão certo
But it's alright, it's okay with me
Mas está tudo bem, está tudo bem para mim
I'll do my steps all by myself
Farei meus passos sozinho
I don't need nobody to play with me
Não preciso de ninguém para brincar comigo
But if you just give me a chance
Mas se você me der uma chance
I can put you in a trance the way I dance
Posso te colocar em transe com a minha dança
But don't nobody wanna play with me
Mas ninguém quer brincar comigo
So I'm takin' my ball and goin' home, home
Então estou pegando minha bola e indo para casa, casa
Shady, what are you doin' chewin' on a human?
Shady, o que você está fazendo mastigando um humano?
Grab an aluminum bat, hit Heidi Klum in the back, boom
Pegue um taco de beisebol de alumínio, acerte Heidi Klum nas costas, boom
And assumin' the fact that dude's in the backroom
E assumindo o fato de que o cara está no banheiro
Usin' the bathroom vacuum and a raccoon
Usando o aspirador de pó do banheiro e um guaxinim
Skewin' a rat or cat, screwin' a baboon
Esfregando um rato ou gato, transando com um babuíno
You shouldn't ask what is he doin' with that broom
Você não deveria perguntar o que ele está fazendo com aquela vassoura
You should be glad he ain't leave you full of stab wounds
Você deveria estar feliz que ele não te deixou cheio de feridas de faca
You in a trance, I'm back doin' my dance, ooh
Você está em transe, estou de volta fazendo minha dança, ooh
But they're afraid I might get Sarah Palin by the hair
Mas eles têm medo que eu possa pegar Sarah Palin pelo cabelo
And make her wear a bathin' suit and take her parasailin'
E fazê-la usar um maiô e levá-la para fazer parasailing
Shady, why do you gotta pick on the lady for?
Shady, por que você tem que pegar no pé da mulher?
Why you make her read eighty-four bedtime stories to you in baby talk?
Por que você a faz ler oitenta e quatro histórias de ninar para você em linguagem de bebê?
'Cause I'm scared, there's monster's under my bed
Porque eu estou com medo, tem monstros debaixo da minha cama
Kellie Pickler hid my juice box under my bassinet
Kellie Pickler escondeu minha caixa de suco debaixo do meu berço
No wonder my ass is wet my diaper needs to be changed
Não é de se admirar que minha bunda esteja molhada, minha fralda precisa ser trocada
You like graffiti, dyke? Well, I can pee-pee and write your name
Você gosta de grafite, sapatão? Bem, eu posso fazer xixi e escrever seu nome
It feels so wrong 'cause it feels so right
Parece tão errado porque parece tão certo
But it's alright, it's okay with me
Mas está tudo bem, está tudo bem para mim
I'll do my steps all by myself
Farei meus passos sozinho
I don't need nobody to play with me
Não preciso de ninguém para brincar comigo
But if you just give me a chance
Mas se você me der uma chance
I can put you in a trance the way I dance
Posso te colocar em transe com a minha dança
But don't nobody wanna play with me
Mas ninguém quer brincar comigo
So I'm takin' my ball and goin' home, home
Então estou pegando minha bola e indo para casa, casa
Fine, nobody wants to play with me?
Tudo bem, ninguém quer brincar comigo?
Fuck you then, bitch
Foda-se então, vadia
Guys are always mean to me anyways
Os caras são sempre malvados comigo de qualquer maneira
All you ever do is rub gum in my hair and stuff
Tudo que vocês fazem é esfregar chiclete no meu cabelo e coisas do tipo
Guys are gonna make me, make me sad, I'm sad
Os caras vão me fazer, me fazer triste, estou triste
I'm gonna cry, I'm cryin'
Vou chorar, estou chorando
I'm goin' to tell my mom, Mom!
Vou contar para minha mãe, mãe!
Yo
Yo
Dre, man
Dre, hombre
Make my vocals sound sexy (woo)
Haz que mi voz suene sexy (woo)
Come on, man, come on, man
Vamos, hombre, vamos, hombre
Okay
Vale
It feels so wrong 'cause it feels so right
Se siente tan mal porque se siente tan bien
But it's alright, it's okay with me
Pero está bien, estoy bien con eso
I'll do my steps all by myself
Haré mis pasos completamente solo
I don't need nobody to play with me
No necesito a nadie para jugar conmigo
But if you just give me a chance
Pero si solo me das una oportunidad
I can put you in a trance the way I dance
Puedo ponerte en trance con mi baile
But don't nobody wanna play with me
Pero nadie quiere jugar conmigo
So I'm takin' my ball and goin' home, home
Así que me llevo mi pelota y me voy a casa, a casa
I'm that guy, man
Soy ese tipo, hombre
Shove a diamond up my hind end
Meto un diamante en mi trasero
And crush it with my butt muscles while I cut vocals
Y lo aplasto con mis músculos glúteos mientras canto
Slut poke holes in ya shirt, jump in mud puddles
Puta, haz agujeros en tu camisa, salta en charcos de barro
While I stomp mudholes in ya ass, girl
Mientras piso charcos de barro en tu trasero, chica
Now let's cuddle
Ahora vamos a acurrucarnos
Blood curdlin', you're gurglin' on your blood, what'll
La sangre se coagula, estás gorgoteando con tu sangre, ¿qué
I do for my next trick, I'm feelin' wonderful
Haré para mi próximo truco, me siento maravilloso
I think I might just do somethin' a little less subtle
Creo que podría hacer algo un poco menos sutil
Shove a fuckin' Tonka truck up a little kid's butthole (oh)
Meto un maldito camión Tonka en el trasero de un niño pequeño (oh)
Feel the wrath of a psychopath slash ambassador of the Valentine's Day Massacre slash assassin
Siente la ira de un psicópata / embajador de la masacre del día de San Valentín / asesino
I slash her in the ass with a icicle
La corto en el trasero con un carámbano
And leave her layin' a blood bath
Y la dejo en un baño de sangre
While I put a catheter in and jump in the bath with her
Mientras le pongo un catéter y me meto en el baño con ella
In my Spider-Man mask, man
Con mi máscara de Spider-Man, hombre
Just imagine the fun I can have with a strap on
Solo imagina la diversión que puedo tener con un arnés
Stick it up Kim Kardashian's ass and make the bitch run a triathlon
Lo meto en el trasero de Kim Kardashian y hago que la perra corra un triatlón
Are those pistachios? Damn, I'd like to have some
¿Son esos pistachos? Demonios, me gustaría tener algunos
Layin' on the patio, man, rollin' a fat one
Tumbado en el patio, hombre, enrollando uno gordo
Shady, drop the magic marker, put the cap on
Shady, suelta el rotulador mágico, ponle la tapa
Goddamn, man, are you that much of an asshole?
Demonios, hombre, ¿eres tan cabrón?
It feels so wrong 'cause it feels so right
Se siente tan mal porque se siente tan bien
But it's alright, it's okay with me
Pero está bien, estoy bien con eso
I'll do my steps all by myself
Haré mis pasos completamente solo
I don't need nobody to play with me
No necesito a nadie para jugar conmigo
But if you just give me a chance
Pero si solo me das una oportunidad
I can put you in a trance the way I dance
Puedo ponerte en trance con mi baile
But don't nobody wanna play with me
Pero nadie quiere jugar conmigo
So I'm takin' my ball and goin' home, home
Así que me llevo mi pelota y me voy a casa, a casa
I'm like Houdini
Soy como Houdini
Tuck my teenie-eenie-weenie between each
Meto mi pequeño pene entre cada
One of my thighs and make it disappear like a genie
Uno de mis muslos y lo hago desaparecer como un genio
Make the shit disappear like Tara Reid in a bikini (oh)
Hago desaparecer la mierda como Tara Reid en un bikini (oh)
Believe me homie, you don't know the meanin' of a meanie
Créeme, amigo, no sabes lo que significa ser malo
They call me the fruit loop from Jupiter
Me llaman el loco de Júpiter
I'm tryin' to maneuver the hoover up in your poop shoot
Estoy tratando de maniobrar la aspiradora en tu ano
Don't move or ya might get it stuck so fuckin' far in your uvula
No te muevas o podrías quedarte atascado tan jodidamente lejos en tu úvula
You ain't gonna know what he was tryna do to ya gluteus
No vas a saber qué estaba tratando de hacerle a tus glúteos
Totally tubular, sniffin' glue through a tube in the studio
Totalmente tubular, inhalando pegamento a través de un tubo en el estudio
Now who do ya think is more fruitier?
¿Ahora quién crees que es más frutal?
Wiener smothered in peanut butter puttin' on a tube of ya eye shadow
Pene cubierto de mantequilla de maní poniéndose un tubo de sombra de ojos
And man, it look nice, you should have seen it, mother
Y hombre, se ve bien, deberías haberlo visto, madre
I think I'll put a piece of art on my Visa card
Creo que pondré una obra de arte en mi tarjeta Visa
Then I'll go beat Mischa Barton with a Cuisinart
Luego iré a golpear a Mischa Barton con un Cuisinart
Then mosy on over to Rosie O'Donnell's
Luego me dirijo a Rosie O'Donnell
With McDonald's, jump on her lap and watch the Sopranos
Con McDonald's, me subo a su regazo y veo Los Soprano
It feels so wrong 'cause it feels so right
Se siente tan mal porque se siente tan bien
But it's alright, it's okay with me
Pero está bien, estoy bien con eso
I'll do my steps all by myself
Haré mis pasos completamente solo
I don't need nobody to play with me
No necesito a nadie para jugar conmigo
But if you just give me a chance
Pero si solo me das una oportunidad
I can put you in a trance the way I dance
Puedo ponerte en trance con mi baile
But don't nobody wanna play with me
Pero nadie quiere jugar conmigo
So I'm takin' my ball and goin' home, home
Así que me llevo mi pelota y me voy a casa, a casa
Shady, what are you doin' chewin' on a human?
Shady, ¿qué estás haciendo masticando a un humano?
Grab an aluminum bat, hit Heidi Klum in the back, boom
Coge un bate de aluminio, golpea a Heidi Klum en la espalda, boom
And assumin' the fact that dude's in the backroom
Y asumiendo el hecho de que el tipo está en el cuarto de atrás
Usin' the bathroom vacuum and a raccoon
Usando el baño, aspirando y un mapache
Skewin' a rat or cat, screwin' a baboon
Ensartando una rata o un gato, follando a un babuino
You shouldn't ask what is he doin' with that broom
No deberías preguntar qué está haciendo con esa escoba
You should be glad he ain't leave you full of stab wounds
Deberías estar contento de que no te dejó lleno de heridas de puñaladas
You in a trance, I'm back doin' my dance, ooh
Estás en trance, estoy de vuelta haciendo mi baile, ooh
But they're afraid I might get Sarah Palin by the hair
Pero tienen miedo de que pueda agarrar a Sarah Palin por el pelo
And make her wear a bathin' suit and take her parasailin'
Y hacer que se ponga un traje de baño y la lleve a hacer paravelismo
Shady, why do you gotta pick on the lady for?
Shady, ¿por qué tienes que molestar a la señora?
Why you make her read eighty-four bedtime stories to you in baby talk?
¿Por qué la haces leer ochenta y cuatro cuentos para dormir en lenguaje infantil?
'Cause I'm scared, there's monster's under my bed
Porque tengo miedo, hay monstruos debajo de mi cama
Kellie Pickler hid my juice box under my bassinet
Kellie Pickler escondió mi caja de jugo debajo de mi cuna
No wonder my ass is wet my diaper needs to be changed
No es de extrañar que mi trasero esté mojado, necesito cambiar mi pañal
You like graffiti, dyke? Well, I can pee-pee and write your name
¿Te gusta el graffiti, marimacho? Bueno, puedo hacer pipí y escribir tu nombre
It feels so wrong 'cause it feels so right
Se siente tan mal porque se siente tan bien
But it's alright, it's okay with me
Pero está bien, estoy bien con eso
I'll do my steps all by myself
Haré mis pasos completamente solo
I don't need nobody to play with me
No necesito a nadie para jugar conmigo
But if you just give me a chance
Pero si solo me das una oportunidad
I can put you in a trance the way I dance
Puedo ponerte en trance con mi baile
But don't nobody wanna play with me
Pero nadie quiere jugar conmigo
So I'm takin' my ball and goin' home, home
Así que me llevo mi pelota y me voy a casa, a casa
Fine, nobody wants to play with me?
Bien, ¿nadie quiere jugar conmigo?
Fuck you then, bitch
Que te jodan, perra
Guys are always mean to me anyways
Los chicos siempre son malos conmigo de todos modos
All you ever do is rub gum in my hair and stuff
Todo lo que haces es frotar chicle en mi pelo y cosas así
Guys are gonna make me, make me sad, I'm sad
Los chicos van a hacerme, me van a poner triste, estoy triste
I'm gonna cry, I'm cryin'
Voy a llorar, estoy llorando
I'm goin' to tell my mom, Mom!
Voy a decirle a mi mamá, ¡Mamá!
Yo
Yo
Dre, man
Dre, Mann
Make my vocals sound sexy (woo)
Mach meine Vocals sexy klingen (woo)
Come on, man, come on, man
Komm schon, Mann, komm schon, Mann
Okay
Okay
It feels so wrong 'cause it feels so right
Es fühlt sich so falsch an, weil es sich so richtig anfühlt
But it's alright, it's okay with me
Aber es ist in Ordnung, es ist okay für mich
I'll do my steps all by myself
Ich mache meine Schritte ganz alleine
I don't need nobody to play with me
Ich brauche niemanden, der mit mir spielt
But if you just give me a chance
Aber wenn du mir nur eine Chance gibst
I can put you in a trance the way I dance
Kann ich dich in Trance versetzen, so wie ich tanze
But don't nobody wanna play with me
Aber niemand will mit mir spielen
So I'm takin' my ball and goin' home, home
Also nehme ich meinen Ball und gehe nach Hause, nach Hause
I'm that guy, man
Ich bin dieser Typ, Mann
Shove a diamond up my hind end
Stecke einen Diamanten in mein Hinterteil
And crush it with my butt muscles while I cut vocals
Und zerquetsche ihn mit meinen Gesäßmuskeln, während ich Vocals schneide
Slut poke holes in ya shirt, jump in mud puddles
Schlampe, steche Löcher in dein Hemd, springe in Matschpfützen
While I stomp mudholes in ya ass, girl
Während ich Matschlöcher in deinen Hintern trete, Mädchen
Now let's cuddle
Jetzt lass uns kuscheln
Blood curdlin', you're gurglin' on your blood, what'll
Blut gerinnt, du gurgelst mit deinem Blut, was wohl
I do for my next trick, I'm feelin' wonderful
Ich mache für meinen nächsten Trick, ich fühle mich wunderbar
I think I might just do somethin' a little less subtle
Ich denke, ich könnte etwas weniger subtiles tun
Shove a fuckin' Tonka truck up a little kid's butthole (oh)
Stecke einen verdammten Tonka-Truck in das Hinterteil eines kleinen Kindes (oh)
Feel the wrath of a psychopath slash ambassador of the Valentine's Day Massacre slash assassin
Spüre den Zorn eines Psychopathen, Botschafter des Valentinstag-Massakers, Attentäter
I slash her in the ass with a icicle
Ich schlitzte sie mit einem Eiszapfen in den Hintern
And leave her layin' a blood bath
Und lasse sie in einem Blutbad liegen
While I put a catheter in and jump in the bath with her
Während ich einen Katheter einsetze und mit ihr in die Badewanne springe
In my Spider-Man mask, man
In meiner Spider-Man-Maske, Mann
Just imagine the fun I can have with a strap on
Stell dir nur den Spaß vor, den ich mit einem Umschnalldildo haben könnte
Stick it up Kim Kardashian's ass and make the bitch run a triathlon
Stecke ihn in Kim Kardashians Hintern und bringe die Schlampe dazu, einen Triathlon zu laufen
Are those pistachios? Damn, I'd like to have some
Sind das Pistazien? Verdammt, ich hätte gerne welche
Layin' on the patio, man, rollin' a fat one
Liege auf der Terrasse, Mann, rolle einen dicken
Shady, drop the magic marker, put the cap on
Shady, leg den Filzstift weg, setz die Kappe auf
Goddamn, man, are you that much of an asshole?
Verdammt, Mann, bist du so ein Arschloch?
It feels so wrong 'cause it feels so right
Es fühlt sich so falsch an, weil es sich so richtig anfühlt
But it's alright, it's okay with me
Aber es ist in Ordnung, es ist okay für mich
I'll do my steps all by myself
Ich mache meine Schritte ganz alleine
I don't need nobody to play with me
Ich brauche niemanden, der mit mir spielt
But if you just give me a chance
Aber wenn du mir nur eine Chance gibst
I can put you in a trance the way I dance
Kann ich dich in Trance versetzen, so wie ich tanze
But don't nobody wanna play with me
Aber niemand will mit mir spielen
So I'm takin' my ball and goin' home, home
Also nehme ich meinen Ball und gehe nach Hause, nach Hause
I'm like Houdini
Ich bin wie Houdini
Tuck my teenie-eenie-weenie between each
Stecke meinen kleinen Wiener zwischen jede
One of my thighs and make it disappear like a genie
Meiner Oberschenkel und lasse ihn verschwinden wie ein Dschinn
Make the shit disappear like Tara Reid in a bikini (oh)
Lasse den Scheiß verschwinden wie Tara Reid in einem Bikini (oh)
Believe me homie, you don't know the meanin' of a meanie
Glaube mir, Kumpel, du kennst die Bedeutung von einem Fiesling nicht
They call me the fruit loop from Jupiter
Sie nennen mich den Fruchtloop vom Jupiter
I'm tryin' to maneuver the hoover up in your poop shoot
Ich versuche, den Staubsauger in deinen Po zu manövrieren
Don't move or ya might get it stuck so fuckin' far in your uvula
Beweg dich nicht, sonst könnte er so verdammt weit in deinem Gaumenzäpfchen stecken bleiben
You ain't gonna know what he was tryna do to ya gluteus
Du wirst nicht wissen, was er mit deinem Gesäß versucht hat
Totally tubular, sniffin' glue through a tube in the studio
Total tubulär, schnüffle Klebstoff durch ein Rohr im Studio
Now who do ya think is more fruitier?
Wer von euch denkt, ist fruchtiger?
Wiener smothered in peanut butter puttin' on a tube of ya eye shadow
Wiener in Erdnussbutter getaucht, auftragen von deinem Lidschatten
And man, it look nice, you should have seen it, mother
Und Mann, es sieht gut aus, du hättest es sehen sollen, Mutter
I think I'll put a piece of art on my Visa card
Ich glaube, ich werde ein Kunstwerk auf meine Visa-Karte setzen
Then I'll go beat Mischa Barton with a Cuisinart
Dann gehe ich hin und schlage Mischa Barton mit einem Cuisinart
Then mosy on over to Rosie O'Donnell's
Dann schlendere ich zu Rosie O'Donnell
With McDonald's, jump on her lap and watch the Sopranos
Mit McDonald's, springe auf ihren Schoß und schaue die Sopranos
It feels so wrong 'cause it feels so right
Es fühlt sich so falsch an, weil es sich so richtig anfühlt
But it's alright, it's okay with me
Aber es ist in Ordnung, es ist okay für mich
I'll do my steps all by myself
Ich mache meine Schritte ganz alleine
I don't need nobody to play with me
Ich brauche niemanden, der mit mir spielt
But if you just give me a chance
Aber wenn du mir nur eine Chance gibst
I can put you in a trance the way I dance
Kann ich dich in Trance versetzen, so wie ich tanze
But don't nobody wanna play with me
Aber niemand will mit mir spielen
So I'm takin' my ball and goin' home, home
Also nehme ich meinen Ball und gehe nach Hause, nach Hause
Shady, what are you doin' chewin' on a human?
Shady, was machst du, kaust du auf einem Menschen?
Grab an aluminum bat, hit Heidi Klum in the back, boom
Nimm einen Aluminiumschläger, schlage Heidi Klum in den Rücken, boom
And assumin' the fact that dude's in the backroom
Und angenommen, der Typ ist im Hinterzimmer
Usin' the bathroom vacuum and a raccoon
Benutzt das Badezimmervakuum und einen Waschbären
Skewin' a rat or cat, screwin' a baboon
Spießt eine Ratte oder Katze, fickt einen Pavian
You shouldn't ask what is he doin' with that broom
Du solltest nicht fragen, was er mit diesem Besen macht
You should be glad he ain't leave you full of stab wounds
Du solltest froh sein, dass er dich nicht voller Stichwunden zurücklässt
You in a trance, I'm back doin' my dance, ooh
Du bist in Trance, ich bin zurück und tanze, ooh
But they're afraid I might get Sarah Palin by the hair
Aber sie haben Angst, ich könnte Sarah Palin an den Haaren packen
And make her wear a bathin' suit and take her parasailin'
Und sie dazu bringen, einen Badeanzug zu tragen und Parasailing zu machen
Shady, why do you gotta pick on the lady for?
Shady, warum musst du die Dame ärgern?
Why you make her read eighty-four bedtime stories to you in baby talk?
Warum lässt du sie dir vierundachtzig Gutenachtgeschichten in Babysprache vorlesen?
'Cause I'm scared, there's monster's under my bed
Weil ich Angst habe, es gibt Monster unter meinem Bett
Kellie Pickler hid my juice box under my bassinet
Kellie Pickler hat meine Saftbox unter mein Kinderbett versteckt
No wonder my ass is wet my diaper needs to be changed
Kein Wunder, dass mein Hintern nass ist, meine Windel muss gewechselt werden
You like graffiti, dyke? Well, I can pee-pee and write your name
Magst du Graffiti, Lesbe? Nun, ich kann Pipi machen und deinen Namen schreiben
It feels so wrong 'cause it feels so right
Es fühlt sich so falsch an, weil es sich so richtig anfühlt
But it's alright, it's okay with me
Aber es ist in Ordnung, es ist okay für mich
I'll do my steps all by myself
Ich mache meine Schritte ganz alleine
I don't need nobody to play with me
Ich brauche niemanden, der mit mir spielt
But if you just give me a chance
Aber wenn du mir nur eine Chance gibst
I can put you in a trance the way I dance
Kann ich dich in Trance versetzen, so wie ich tanze
But don't nobody wanna play with me
Aber niemand will mit mir spielen
So I'm takin' my ball and goin' home, home
Also nehme ich meinen Ball und gehe nach Hause, nach Hause
Fine, nobody wants to play with me?
Gut, niemand will mit mir spielen?
Fuck you then, bitch
Fick dich dann, Schlampe
Guys are always mean to me anyways
Jungs sind sowieso immer gemein zu mir
All you ever do is rub gum in my hair and stuff
Alles, was ihr je tut, ist Kaugummi in meine Haare zu reiben und so
Guys are gonna make me, make me sad, I'm sad
Jungs werden mich traurig machen, ich bin traurig
I'm gonna cry, I'm cryin'
Ich werde weinen, ich weine
I'm goin' to tell my mom, Mom!
Ich werde es meiner Mutter erzählen, Mama!
Yo
Yo
Dre, man
Dre, uomo
Make my vocals sound sexy (woo)
Rendi la mia voce sexy (woo)
Come on, man, come on, man
Dai, uomo, dai, uomo
Okay
Okay
It feels so wrong 'cause it feels so right
Sembra così sbagliato perché sembra così giusto
But it's alright, it's okay with me
Ma va bene, per me va bene
I'll do my steps all by myself
Farò i miei passi da solo
I don't need nobody to play with me
Non ho bisogno di nessuno con cui giocare
But if you just give me a chance
Ma se mi dai solo una possibilità
I can put you in a trance the way I dance
Posso metterti in trance con il mio modo di ballare
But don't nobody wanna play with me
Ma nessuno vuole giocare con me
So I'm takin' my ball and goin' home, home
Quindi prendo la mia palla e vado a casa, casa
I'm that guy, man
Sono quel tipo, uomo
Shove a diamond up my hind end
Infila un diamante nel mio sedere
And crush it with my butt muscles while I cut vocals
E lo schiaccio con i muscoli del sedere mentre taglio le voci
Slut poke holes in ya shirt, jump in mud puddles
Troia, fai buchi nella tua camicia, salti nelle pozzanghere di fango
While I stomp mudholes in ya ass, girl
Mentre io calpesto buchi di fango nel tuo culo, ragazza
Now let's cuddle
Ora facciamo le coccole
Blood curdlin', you're gurglin' on your blood, what'll
Il sangue si coagula, stai gorgogliando sul tuo sangue, cosa
I do for my next trick, I'm feelin' wonderful
Farò per il mio prossimo trucco, mi sento meraviglioso
I think I might just do somethin' a little less subtle
Penso che potrei fare qualcosa di un po' meno sottile
Shove a fuckin' Tonka truck up a little kid's butthole (oh)
Infila un cazzo di camion Tonka nel culo di un bambino (oh)
Feel the wrath of a psychopath slash ambassador of the Valentine's Day Massacre slash assassin
Senti l'ira di un psicopatico/ambasciatore del massacro di San Valentino/assassino
I slash her in the ass with a icicle
La colpisco nel culo con un ghiacciolo
And leave her layin' a blood bath
E la lascio in un bagno di sangue
While I put a catheter in and jump in the bath with her
Mentre le metto un catetere e salto nel bagno con lei
In my Spider-Man mask, man
Nella mia maschera di Spider-Man, uomo
Just imagine the fun I can have with a strap on
Immagina solo il divertimento che potrei avere con uno strap-on
Stick it up Kim Kardashian's ass and make the bitch run a triathlon
Lo infilo nel culo di Kim Kardashian e faccio correre la cagna una triathlon
Are those pistachios? Damn, I'd like to have some
Sono quelle pistacchi? Accidenti, mi piacerebbe averne un po'
Layin' on the patio, man, rollin' a fat one
Sdraiato sul patio, uomo, rotolando un grosso
Shady, drop the magic marker, put the cap on
Shady, lascia il pennarello magico, metti il tappo
Goddamn, man, are you that much of an asshole?
Cavolo, uomo, sei davvero così stronzo?
It feels so wrong 'cause it feels so right
Sembra così sbagliato perché sembra così giusto
But it's alright, it's okay with me
Ma va bene, per me va bene
I'll do my steps all by myself
Farò i miei passi da solo
I don't need nobody to play with me
Non ho bisogno di nessuno con cui giocare
But if you just give me a chance
Ma se mi dai solo una possibilità
I can put you in a trance the way I dance
Posso metterti in trance con il mio modo di ballare
But don't nobody wanna play with me
Ma nessuno vuole giocare con me
So I'm takin' my ball and goin' home, home
Quindi prendo la mia palla e vado a casa, casa
I'm like Houdini
Sono come Houdini
Tuck my teenie-eenie-weenie between each
Nascondo il mio piccolo pisellino tra le
One of my thighs and make it disappear like a genie
Mie cosce e lo faccio sparire come un genio
Make the shit disappear like Tara Reid in a bikini (oh)
Faccio sparire la merda come Tara Reid in un bikini (oh)
Believe me homie, you don't know the meanin' of a meanie
Credimi amico, non sai il significato di un meanie
They call me the fruit loop from Jupiter
Mi chiamano il frutto pazzo di Giove
I'm tryin' to maneuver the hoover up in your poop shoot
Sto cercando di manovrare l'aspirapolvere nel tuo buco del culo
Don't move or ya might get it stuck so fuckin' far in your uvula
Non muoverti o potresti farlo incastrare così lontano nella tua uvula
You ain't gonna know what he was tryna do to ya gluteus
Non saprai cosa stava cercando di fare al tuo gluteo
Totally tubular, sniffin' glue through a tube in the studio
Totalmente tubolare, sniffando colla attraverso un tubo in studio
Now who do ya think is more fruitier?
Ora chi pensi che sia più fruttato?
Wiener smothered in peanut butter puttin' on a tube of ya eye shadow
Wiener ricoperto di burro di arachidi mettendo un tubo di ombretto
And man, it look nice, you should have seen it, mother
E uomo, sembra bello, avresti dovuto vederlo, madre
I think I'll put a piece of art on my Visa card
Penso che metterò un pezzo d'arte sulla mia carta Visa
Then I'll go beat Mischa Barton with a Cuisinart
Poi andrò a picchiare Mischa Barton con un Cuisinart
Then mosy on over to Rosie O'Donnell's
Poi mi avvicino a Rosie O'Donnell
With McDonald's, jump on her lap and watch the Sopranos
Con McDonald's, salto sul suo grembo e guardo i Soprano
It feels so wrong 'cause it feels so right
Sembra così sbagliato perché sembra così giusto
But it's alright, it's okay with me
Ma va bene, per me va bene
I'll do my steps all by myself
Farò i miei passi da solo
I don't need nobody to play with me
Non ho bisogno di nessuno con cui giocare
But if you just give me a chance
Ma se mi dai solo una possibilità
I can put you in a trance the way I dance
Posso metterti in trance con il mio modo di ballare
But don't nobody wanna play with me
Ma nessuno vuole giocare con me
So I'm takin' my ball and goin' home, home
Quindi prendo la mia palla e vado a casa, casa
Shady, what are you doin' chewin' on a human?
Shady, cosa stai facendo masticando un umano?
Grab an aluminum bat, hit Heidi Klum in the back, boom
Prendi una mazza di alluminio, colpisci Heidi Klum nella schiena, boom
And assumin' the fact that dude's in the backroom
E presumendo il fatto che l'uomo sia nel retrobottega
Usin' the bathroom vacuum and a raccoon
Usando l'aspirapolvere del bagno e un procione
Skewin' a rat or cat, screwin' a baboon
Infilzando un ratto o un gatto, scopando un babbuino
You shouldn't ask what is he doin' with that broom
Non dovresti chiedere cosa stia facendo con quella scopa
You should be glad he ain't leave you full of stab wounds
Dovresti essere contento che non ti abbia lasciato pieno di coltellate
You in a trance, I'm back doin' my dance, ooh
Sei in trance, sono di nuovo a fare la mia danza, ooh
But they're afraid I might get Sarah Palin by the hair
Ma hanno paura che potrei prendere Sarah Palin per i capelli
And make her wear a bathin' suit and take her parasailin'
E farle indossare un costume da bagno e portarla a fare parapendio
Shady, why do you gotta pick on the lady for?
Shady, perché devi prendertela con la signora?
Why you make her read eighty-four bedtime stories to you in baby talk?
Perché la fai leggere ottantaquattro storie della buonanotte a te in linguaggio infantile?
'Cause I'm scared, there's monster's under my bed
Perché ho paura, ci sono mostri sotto il mio letto
Kellie Pickler hid my juice box under my bassinet
Kellie Pickler ha nascosto il mio succo di frutta sotto il mio lettino
No wonder my ass is wet my diaper needs to be changed
Non c'è da stupirsi se il mio sedere è bagnato, il mio pannolino ha bisogno di essere cambiato
You like graffiti, dyke? Well, I can pee-pee and write your name
Ti piace il graffiti, lesbica? Beh, posso fare pipì e scrivere il tuo nome
It feels so wrong 'cause it feels so right
Sembra così sbagliato perché sembra così giusto
But it's alright, it's okay with me
Ma va bene, per me va bene
I'll do my steps all by myself
Farò i miei passi da solo
I don't need nobody to play with me
Non ho bisogno di nessuno con cui giocare
But if you just give me a chance
Ma se mi dai solo una possibilità
I can put you in a trance the way I dance
Posso metterti in trance con il mio modo di ballare
But don't nobody wanna play with me
Ma nessuno vuole giocare con me
So I'm takin' my ball and goin' home, home
Quindi prendo la mia palla e vado a casa, casa
Fine, nobody wants to play with me?
Bene, nessuno vuole giocare con me?
Fuck you then, bitch
Fottiti allora, stronza
Guys are always mean to me anyways
I ragazzi sono sempre cattivi con me comunque
All you ever do is rub gum in my hair and stuff
Tutto quello che fai è strofinare gomma nei miei capelli e roba del genere
Guys are gonna make me, make me sad, I'm sad
I ragazzi mi faranno, mi faranno triste, sono triste
I'm gonna cry, I'm cryin'
Sto per piangere, sto piangendo
I'm goin' to tell my mom, Mom!
Sto per dire a mia mamma, Mamma!
Yo
Yo
Dre, man
Dre, man
Make my vocals sound sexy (woo)
Buat suaraku terdengar seksi (woo)
Come on, man, come on, man
Ayo, man, ayo, man
Okay
Oke
It feels so wrong 'cause it feels so right
Rasanya begitu salah karena terasa begitu benar
But it's alright, it's okay with me
Tapi tidak apa-apa, itu oke bagiku
I'll do my steps all by myself
Aku akan melakukan langkahku sendiri
I don't need nobody to play with me
Aku tidak butuh siapa-siapa untuk bermain denganku
But if you just give me a chance
Tapi jika kamu memberiku kesempatan
I can put you in a trance the way I dance
Aku bisa membuatmu terpesona dengan cara aku menari
But don't nobody wanna play with me
Tapi tidak ada yang ingin bermain denganku
So I'm takin' my ball and goin' home, home
Jadi, aku akan mengambil bolaku dan pulang, pulang
I'm that guy, man
Aku orang itu, man
Shove a diamond up my hind end
Masukkan berlian ke pantatku
And crush it with my butt muscles while I cut vocals
Dan hancurkan dengan otot pantatku sambil aku menyanyi
Slut poke holes in ya shirt, jump in mud puddles
Jalang, menusuk lubang di bajumu, melompat ke genangan lumpur
While I stomp mudholes in ya ass, girl
Sambil aku menginjak-injak pantatmu, gadis
Now let's cuddle
Sekarang, mari kita berpelukan
Blood curdlin', you're gurglin' on your blood, what'll
Darah menggumpal, kamu sedang mengerang pada darahmu, apa yang akan
I do for my next trick, I'm feelin' wonderful
Aku lakukan untuk trik selanjutnya, aku merasa luar biasa
I think I might just do somethin' a little less subtle
Aku pikir aku mungkin akan melakukan sesuatu yang sedikit kurang halus
Shove a fuckin' Tonka truck up a little kid's butthole (oh)
Masukkan truk Tonka ke pantat anak kecil (oh)
Feel the wrath of a psychopath slash ambassador of the Valentine's Day Massacre slash assassin
Rasakan amarah seorang psikopat sekaligus duta besar pembantaian Hari Valentine sekaligus pembunuh
I slash her in the ass with a icicle
Aku mengiris pantatnya dengan es batu
And leave her layin' a blood bath
Dan meninggalkannya berendam dalam darah
While I put a catheter in and jump in the bath with her
Sambil aku memasang kateter dan melompat ke bak mandi bersamanya
In my Spider-Man mask, man
Dengan topeng Spider-Man-ku, man
Just imagine the fun I can have with a strap on
Bayangkan saja kesenangan yang bisa aku dapatkan dengan tali
Stick it up Kim Kardashian's ass and make the bitch run a triathlon
Menancapkannya ke pantat Kim Kardashian dan membuat jalang itu berlari triatlon
Are those pistachios? Damn, I'd like to have some
Apakah itu pistachio? Sial, aku ingin memilikinya
Layin' on the patio, man, rollin' a fat one
Berbaring di teras, man, menggulung satu yang besar
Shady, drop the magic marker, put the cap on
Shady, letakkan spidol ajaib, tutup tutupnya
Goddamn, man, are you that much of an asshole?
Sial, man, apakah kamu sebegitu bajingannya?
It feels so wrong 'cause it feels so right
Rasanya begitu salah karena terasa begitu benar
But it's alright, it's okay with me
Tapi tidak apa-apa, itu oke bagiku
I'll do my steps all by myself
Aku akan melakukan langkahku sendiri
I don't need nobody to play with me
Aku tidak butuh siapa-siapa untuk bermain denganku
But if you just give me a chance
Tapi jika kamu memberiku kesempatan
I can put you in a trance the way I dance
Aku bisa membuatmu terpesona dengan cara aku menari
But don't nobody wanna play with me
Tapi tidak ada yang ingin bermain denganku
So I'm takin' my ball and goin' home, home
Jadi, aku akan mengambil bolaku dan pulang, pulang
I'm like Houdini
Aku seperti Houdini
Tuck my teenie-eenie-weenie between each
Menyembunyikan penisku yang kecil di antara
One of my thighs and make it disappear like a genie
Setiap pahaku dan membuatnya menghilang seperti jin
Make the shit disappear like Tara Reid in a bikini (oh)
Membuatnya menghilang seperti Tara Reid dalam bikini (oh)
Believe me homie, you don't know the meanin' of a meanie
Percayalah, kawan, kamu tidak tahu arti dari kejam
They call me the fruit loop from Jupiter
Mereka memanggilku buah loop dari Jupiter
I'm tryin' to maneuver the hoover up in your poop shoot
Aku mencoba memanuverkan hoover ke dalam lubang pantatmu
Don't move or ya might get it stuck so fuckin' far in your uvula
Jangan bergerak atau kamu mungkin akan mendapatkannya terjebak sangat dalam di uvulamu
You ain't gonna know what he was tryna do to ya gluteus
Kamu tidak akan tahu apa yang dia coba lakukan pada gluteusmu
Totally tubular, sniffin' glue through a tube in the studio
Benar-benar tubular, menghirup lem melalui tabung di studio
Now who do ya think is more fruitier?
Sekarang, siapa menurutmu yang lebih aneh?
Wiener smothered in peanut butter puttin' on a tube of ya eye shadow
Wiener dilumuri selai kacang sambil memakai tabung eye shadow-mu
And man, it look nice, you should have seen it, mother
Dan, man, itu terlihat bagus, seharusnya kamu melihatnya, ibu
I think I'll put a piece of art on my Visa card
Aku pikir aku akan memasang sebuah karya seni di kartu Visa-ku
Then I'll go beat Mischa Barton with a Cuisinart
Lalu aku akan pergi memukuli Mischa Barton dengan Cuisinart
Then mosy on over to Rosie O'Donnell's
Lalu berjalan ke tempat Rosie O'Donnell
With McDonald's, jump on her lap and watch the Sopranos
Dengan McDonald's, melompat ke pangkuannya dan menonton Sopranos
It feels so wrong 'cause it feels so right
Rasanya begitu salah karena terasa begitu benar
But it's alright, it's okay with me
Tapi tidak apa-apa, itu oke bagiku
I'll do my steps all by myself
Aku akan melakukan langkahku sendiri
I don't need nobody to play with me
Aku tidak butuh siapa-siapa untuk bermain denganku
But if you just give me a chance
Tapi jika kamu memberiku kesempatan
I can put you in a trance the way I dance
Aku bisa membuatmu terpesona dengan cara aku menari
But don't nobody wanna play with me
Tapi tidak ada yang ingin bermain denganku
So I'm takin' my ball and goin' home, home
Jadi, aku akan mengambil bolaku dan pulang, pulang
Shady, what are you doin' chewin' on a human?
Shady, apa yang kamu lakukan mengunyah manusia?
Grab an aluminum bat, hit Heidi Klum in the back, boom
Ambil pemukul bisbol aluminium, pukul Heidi Klum di punggung, boom
And assumin' the fact that dude's in the backroom
Dan mengasumsikan fakta bahwa pria itu di ruang belakang
Usin' the bathroom vacuum and a raccoon
Menggunakan vakum kamar mandi dan seekor rakun
Skewin' a rat or cat, screwin' a baboon
Menusuk tikus atau kucing, bercinta dengan babun
You shouldn't ask what is he doin' with that broom
Kamu tidak seharusnya bertanya apa yang dia lakukan dengan sapu itu
You should be glad he ain't leave you full of stab wounds
Kamu seharusnya senang dia tidak meninggalkanmu penuh dengan luka tusukan
You in a trance, I'm back doin' my dance, ooh
Kamu dalam trance, aku kembali menari, ooh
But they're afraid I might get Sarah Palin by the hair
Tapi mereka takut aku mungkin mendapatkan Sarah Palin dengan rambutnya
And make her wear a bathin' suit and take her parasailin'
Dan membuatnya memakai baju renang dan membawanya berlayar parasut
Shady, why do you gotta pick on the lady for?
Shady, mengapa kamu harus memilih wanita itu?
Why you make her read eighty-four bedtime stories to you in baby talk?
Mengapa kamu membuatnya membacakan delapan puluh empat cerita tidur untukmu dengan bahasa bayi?
'Cause I'm scared, there's monster's under my bed
Karena aku takut, ada monster di bawah tempat tidurku
Kellie Pickler hid my juice box under my bassinet
Kellie Pickler menyembunyikan kotak jusku di bawah tempat tidur bayiku
No wonder my ass is wet my diaper needs to be changed
Tidak heran pantatku basah popokku perlu diganti
You like graffiti, dyke? Well, I can pee-pee and write your name
Kamu suka grafiti, tomboi? Nah, aku bisa pipis dan menulis namamu
It feels so wrong 'cause it feels so right
Rasanya begitu salah karena terasa begitu benar
But it's alright, it's okay with me
Tapi tidak apa-apa, itu oke bagiku
I'll do my steps all by myself
Aku akan melakukan langkahku sendiri
I don't need nobody to play with me
Aku tidak butuh siapa-siapa untuk bermain denganku
But if you just give me a chance
Tapi jika kamu memberiku kesempatan
I can put you in a trance the way I dance
Aku bisa membuatmu terpesona dengan cara aku menari
But don't nobody wanna play with me
Tapi tidak ada yang ingin bermain denganku
So I'm takin' my ball and goin' home, home
Jadi, aku akan mengambil bolaku dan pulang, pulang
Fine, nobody wants to play with me?
Baiklah, tidak ada yang ingin bermain denganku?
Fuck you then, bitch
Persetan denganmu, jalang
Guys are always mean to me anyways
Pria selalu jahat padaku
All you ever do is rub gum in my hair and stuff
Yang kamu lakukan hanyalah menggosok permen karet di rambutku dan sebagainya
Guys are gonna make me, make me sad, I'm sad
Pria akan membuatku sedih, aku sedih
I'm gonna cry, I'm cryin'
Aku akan menangis, aku menangis
I'm goin' to tell my mom, Mom!
Aku akan memberitahu ibuku, Ibu!