Maybe a Cold Sore
[Verse 1]
Don't fly south this winter, acid vacation
Me and my pet rat Rock and my color television
Coming soon to theaters: Maybe a Cold Sore
Maybe it's something fun or a waste of time
Unvaccinated, unsanitized (And God knows I've wasted my time)
[Chorus]
Born to be a zookeeper
Born to be an extra in a film called
"Maybe a Cold Sore"
Born in space dungeon
[Outro]
AaaaaAAAaaah!