Stand-Up Guy

You really fuckin' think you've got it figured out?
So convinced your finger is on the button?
Contributions mean dick, this don't mean something
Step out the venue door - friendships mean nothing

No one cares what label you're signed to
All your friends talk behind your back, dude
Fuck this community and fuck YOU too
6 month face won't make a dime's worth of difference

Dog shit world - Dog shit people
Different life outside the "scene"
Live the lie - The place for outcasts
Just don't speak on what you really mean

Come on, dickbag - share that flyer
Show me you want to belong
Mush mouth lyrics, buy that fresh merch
Just don't stick around too long

Telling everybody just how you feel
Preaching on the gospel of bold righteousness
Walk behind the scenes and you're not so real
Had too much to drink - your hands on her neck

"Yo, that's my boy. He'd never disrespect.
Or so you thought, you're in for a shock
Got his camera phone and his dick's erect
A bag of stepped on blow - In your girl's inbox

Play pretend that we're all different
Acting like we're all good guys
Self awareness - Sets us all free
I won't play pretend this time

I know we like to pretend we're god's gift to this world
I know we like to pretend we won't act out towards girls
But most of you who scream LIVE THE SCENE
Get found out as another muthafucka sayin' shit he doesn't mean

Why's it hard to admit - Baby, you ain't so great
You don't gotta be trash? Perfect? I can't relate
You'll get caught living out WHAT YOU MEAN
And it never ends up matching up with the shit you're sayin' now

Live this illusion
Mental delusion

Just leave me the fuck alone and let me rot in peace