Blood On My Board

Blood on my Board
By JFA

Screaming down the line, I look you in the eye
Don't get blood on my board
Staring in my face, you keep paddling for my wave
Don't get blood on my board
Grabbing your attention, I let out a hey!
Don't get blood on my board
If you don't pull out now I'll run over your leg
Don't get blood on my board

Butt-waggin' handwavin' kook on the loose
Don't get blood on my board
Look out Barney, I'm gunnin' for you
Don't get blood on my board
Bucktooth Billy trying to snake all the waves
Don't get blood on my board
Hey Mr. Logger, I'll run over you too
Don't get blood on my board

Half-man, clown suit, painters ballcap
Don't get blood on my board
Paddling inside me doesn't mean it's your wave
Don't get blood on my board
When you look that much like a kook you better have some good manners
Don't get blood on my board
Staying out of the way is all that matters
Don't get blood on my board