Dinner With Mickey

Dinner with Mickey (Yelp Review)
By JFA

Can't get a table
Can't get a menu
Can't get water
Can't get bread
They're sucking up to you
And everyone else instead

Hey man Can you ask your girlfriend to sit down?
Hey man Do you mind if we enjoy our food?
Hey man Can you not spill our cappuccinos too?

Send back your steak
A third of the way through
Your wasted chick gets flirty
With a tableful of dudes
They ask her to leave
And she yells, Fuck you!

Hey man Can you ask your girlfriend to sit down?
Hey man Do you mind if we enjoy our food?
Hey man Can you not spill our cappuccinos too?
Maestro, Maestro? Maestro?? Maestro!!!

Plastic surgery disaster
All the way
Looking like Mr. Potatohead
On a bad day
Two thousand dollar
Tennis shoes
Botox duck lips
And saggy side boobs