Do You Wanna Play Restaurant?
Eli Bolin, John Mulaney, Marika Sawyer
[SURI]
I want to play Restaurant
Would you like to play Restaurant?
Oh, won't you play Restaurant with me?
[JOHN MULANEY]
I've never played Restaurant
[SURI]
Oh, please play restaurant
[JOHN MULANEY]
Okay, I'll play Restaurant with you
[JOHN MULANEY, spoken]
Hi
May I eat dinner at your restaurant?
[SURI, spoken]
I'm sorry
We are closed for a private event
[JOHN MULANEY, spoken]
Oh, but the woman said—
[SURI, spoken]
We are closed for a private event
It says on our website to always call as we do close for larger parties
[JOHN MULANEY, spoken]
Uh, could I order like an entrée or—
[SURI, spoken]
Sir, we are closed!
[JOHN MULANEY, spoken]
Okay
Sorry
Uh, we will call ahead the next time
Okay