Straight to DVD
If they made a movie 'bout you and me,
It would go straight to DVD
Though the music's good, but the acting's not
There ain't no dialogue and there ain't no plot
If they made a film about me and you,
It would never get a good review
You act so smooth in the steamy scenes,
But there ain't no fire you don't know what it means
The movie of you and me would go straight to DVD
The story of you and me would go straight to DVD
Would it be a movie 'bout love or war
We don't even know what we're fighting for
It was sometimes good and sometimes great,
But mostly now it's like a boring date
The movie of you and me would go straight to DVD
The story of you and me would go straight to DVD
Now there are no surprises, the temperature rarely rises
Maybe we're just pretending there'll be a happy ending
If they made a movie bout you and me,
It would go straight to DVD
Though the music's good but the acting's not
There ain't no dialogue and there ain't no plot
The movie of you and me would go straight to DVD
The story of you and me would go straight to DVD