Country Anyway

I should've listened to my mama
I guess she knew better
Said, y'all are asking for drama
Moving to Nashville together

But I was like
Mama, I love him and threw all my stuff
In the U-Haul we rented and left
Only to find out I'm not really good at
Being roommates with my ex

It would be awesome
If you would just move to Boston
Take your records off my shelf
Let me have Nashville to myself
You ain't even having fun here
Hell, it was my dream to come here
Don't give a city where you go
Long as you don't stay
You don't even like country anyway

Ay, ay

Always said you weren't a fan of
Honky-tonkin' in the neon haze
I bet you wouldn't know Miranda
If she was singing on Tootsie's stage
So, why do you always show up on Broadway
Being a downer, like you do?
You know you wanna drive
Put the 615 and me in your rear-view
Hell, I'll even buy you a beer or two

It would be awesome (it would be awesome)
If you would just move to Charleston (if you would just move to charleston)
Take your records off my shelf
Let me have Nashville to myself
You ain't even having fun here
Hell, it was my dream to come here
Don't give a city where you go
Long as you don't stay
You don't even like country anyway

Ay, ay

It would be awesome
If you would just move to Austin
Take your records off my shelf
Let me have Nashville to myself
You ain't even having fun here
Hell, it was my dream to come here
Don't give a city where you go
Long as you don't stay
You don't even like country anyway

Ay, anyway, ay
No, you don't even like country anyway