JagPal

So raha tha ghar pe me, phone baja mera,
Bhai bola "aaja be JagPal pe dera",
"Kam foonk bhai, tere fefdo me andhera",
"Aaja na bhai, gate pe maal khada tera",
Muh dhoya, bhaaga me ghar se nikalke,
Fir baalo me haath maara raste me chalte,
Wahan jaake dekha saara scene hi alag tha,
Kahra, "scooty lag gi bhai, ab ye jaane ni dera",
Na mera maal wahan pe, na vo saare khokhe pe,
Pitne ki nobat, invitation aaya dhokhe se,
Ek to fook ke tha set, bola chode me,
"Le aago bhai, ab tu chhooke to dekh".

"Kyu bete?, me kya ghar se free me hu,
Tu diploma wala par me to degree se hu,
Baat vo alag hai ki job kisi ko na milni,
Par tu 10th paas, me senior secondary se hu",
Team thi bhaari gaadi me, opposite wali,
Dikki me dharke ghumte the vo dunaali,
Socha ki ab to apna pitna hi tay hai,
Par momo ke ne phone pe hi baat sulta li,
Fir saare J.P. pe dera lagaane chal diye,
Baithak lagi wahan pe, kitne gyaani ban liye,
Me bola aur chauda, "naam mera kaafi hai",
Par ghanta bera na tha bhai, yo picture abhi baaki hai.

Bhaiyo ke sath apna scene poora set hai,
Vaise koi bandi na, par din poora vyast hai,
Bhaiyo ke sath apna scene poora set hai,
Scene poora set hai, din poora vyast hai,
Bhaiyo ke sath apna scene poora set hai,
Vaise koi bandi na, par din poora vyast hai,
Bhaiyo ke sath apna scene poora set hai,
Scene poora set hai,
Aage sun,

Fir agle din sab kuch normal hi chal raha tha,
Chaud me the hum, apna to jalsa naya tha,
Fir pata chala bahar fielding baith gi,
Baat to sambhli thi, par bhai ki bandi aithgi,
Ab, fatri thi sabki, jaise pakri thi sabji,
Pakdi gayi bakri, ab manegi eid sabki,
Maje karenge vo, or kutenge ab hum teen,
Jo hoga dekhenge bolo, "Jai Bhole Bum ki",
Kisi ki sooji thooth, or sooji bum bhi,
Papa ko kare yaad, koi bole mummy,
Kute the saare, par bhai haath bhi chala rahe the,
2,3 to soot diye, chhodi na koi kamti.

Bhaiyo ke sath apna scene poora set hai,
Vaise koi bandi na, par din poora vyast hai,
Bhaiyo ke sath apna scene poora set hai,
Scene poora set hai, din poora vyast hai.

Din poora vyast hai,
Scene poora set hai,
Scene poora set hai,
Din poora vyast hai...