Animals Can’t Laugh

Try to understand this
Chalk rubs off easily
A person, a smart cookie like you
I wish your good luck
Would rub off on me

Try to remember this
Connective tissues
Leakproof thinking
Whatever it is be sure
The one-eyed are kings

Immunosuppression or
Immaculate conception
A doggy bag is all you need
And also, a dominatrix
Is that car your baby ?

Well animals can't laugh
And you're an animal, too
Sorry for you
Animals can't laugh
And you're an animal, too

Sometimes offensive
If you were immortal
You wouldn't know it
Howling into town
After a long drive

I will now bumlash you
My dearie
My dear appetite