Bathroom Cat

Bathroom cat
I'm in the bathroom and so is he
He likes to drink from the sink and Sometimes watch when I pee

Bathroom cat
I'm in the bathtub he's also there
The drain is clogged up with cat hair
He eats the bubbles then burps their air

(Bathroom cat!)
(Bathroom cat!)

Bathroom cat
I need the mirror but he does too
He don't give a shit what I need to do
We hare a toothbrush against my objections

Bathroom cat
He falls asleep on the scale weighs 15 pounds with no tail
His tail is not on the scale

(Bathroom cat!)
(Bathroom cat!)