God Is Good

There is only one god
And his name is God
And he loves you this I know
As long as you're not a homo

So give your money to the preacher man
Tithe 10% or whatever you can
And everyone else please do the same
So preacher and God can fight those gays

God is good
Gays are bad
And they definitely both exist

And here’s the proof
That gays exist:
Designer shoes and the Roman Empire
And here’s more proof
That gays exist:
Broadway shows and every species of animal
And still further proof
That gays exist:
Neil Patrick Harris and Interior decorating
Have some more proof
That gays exist:
A scientific consensus and all of those gay dudes
And here’s the proof
That God exists: