The Dumbest Guy in the Room

[Verse 1]
Who's the dumbest guy in the room, could you help me find him?
I'm pretty sure that isn't you, but I don't see someone else
Logically there just has to be, someone here that's not as smart as you
So please could you help me find, the dumbest guy in the room?

[Verse 2]
Let's just have a look around, is he behind that chair?
That table cloth hangs down to the floor, could he be hiding under there?
This guy is good at hide and seek, I must give credit where credit is due
So please would you help me find, the dumbest guy in the room?

[Chorus]
‘Cause I don't see
Anyone but you and me
I guess that we might never find
The dumbest guy in the room

[Verse 3]
Maybe he's behind the curtain, or hiding in the closet
Did something move by the window, or did I just imagine it?
This is really making me mad
I know that you're a very smart dude
You'd think that we'd be able to find
The dumbest guy in the room

[Chorus]
But I don't see
Anyone but you and me
So I guess that we might never find
The dumbest guy in the room

[Outro]
The dumbest guy in the room
The dumbest guy in the room
The dumbest guy in the room