Uncle Harry (Deceased)

[Verse 1]
Uncle Harry gets me drunk when he's
In Derek’s pocket
And when Derek says “let’s go” I take off
Like a box in an airplane
There’s a light that heats the space
Between the light and the space that that light touches
And if you need such a light
Derek can sell you Just as much as you need

[Chorus]
He’s the man with three first names
He’s the godfather of the IPA
He’s the infrared badass
And he always has the plastic
That gets me drunk

[Verse 2]
Thеre’s a big house in Georgia
Whеre Derek lives although I have never seen it
Maybe if I’m ever there
We will drink until I cannot walk
But instead I see him in
Other cities all over this country
But the beer is just as cold
And Uncle Harry always picks up the tab

[Chorus]
He’s the man with three first names
He’s the godfather of the IPA
He’s the infrared badass
And he always has the plastic that gets me drunk