Don't Drink And Drive

I say don't drink and drive
you might spill your drink
before you get behind
that wheel, just stop and think
you can take your chances
but there's so much to lose
another bumpy road,
there's so much wasted booze.
I'm not so worried
about how many I kill
I'm much more concerned
with how much beer I spill.
35% of accidents
are cause by pixilated
the other 65% are not
alcohol related.
What does this tell us
about the drunk drivers
they seem to have a
better record than
the sober team.