The Great Beyond

[Verse 1]
Welcome to the great beyond
A place where you are never wronged
Make sure that your visit with us is long
You’ve gotta work hard if you’re gonna get here
This is what I call paradise
It's your eternity to stay
This is the afterlife
And it is as advertised
A land where there’s no such thing as a compromise
And everything you wanna do is considered to be right

STOP

[Verse 2]
That shit is not easy at all
You need to remain on your feet and not fall
Unlike this one, that world ain’t small
You could run into someone you know who packs heat
Shoots you in the head, and then you wind up dead
And then they need to revive you, to restate what they said
When they said it’s paradise, that shit was a lie
Like when Tim & Eric whispered that it was free real estate, guy
Because of the numerous times that you can die
That’s why I ended up with only one motherfuckin' eye
You can feel all of the pain whenever you get shot
And they don’t do shit to the shooter when he gets caught
Because it’s supposed to also be his paradise
It’s like a warped form of Heaven
Where people pack pistols
Poppin' you up in the head
And you in the head then
Go off to steal some crystal
Don’t you ever get this shit twisted
All their laws are flawed and brittle
And

[Verse 3]
All you need to do is listen
Make your record glisten
Don’t commit petty crimes
And don’t write no dirty rhymes
You need to get with the times
You also need to stay sober
But there’s more instructions, it’s not over
Don’t kill, don’t sell pills, and don’t mumble your words through a fuckin' grill
If you want to go now, just follow her
She knows where to go, or do you want to wallow more?
I know it’s a hard pill, but I will make you swallow more

HOLD THE FUCK UP

[Verse 4]
I’m gonna cut you off right there, ho
You won’t be imprisoning the people, any more
You lulled them in, but they don’t fucking know
This is not what I created this world for
Yeah, that’s right, I’m the one that built the prison
I wanted to make a second earth, but I’m not a god
She butted in for no reason and she made a facade
And you can bet your ass that I was surprised
I wanted to make it peaceful, but this bitch to my left insisted on the guns
And the knives, the murder, and the lies and the people losing lives
And all this other bullshit that I fuckin' despise
I was just trying to build and find a true fuckin' paradise
Feel like because of that I’m getting crucified
I got a little jealous, filled with envy and the pride
Y’all better go off and run and hide
Because I’m about to be using the light
To ignite this fake paradise and say goodbye