Carponzo and Crew
Austin Hargrave
Hey! You ready for some fun?
We've got a lot to cover so we better run
There's Francis Korcowski, who lives to be mean
He's got a lotta money but he's so obscene
Chrissy and Sissy, mother and child
But she's adopted so it gets kinda wild
Frito Harris, he's a bum
He sleeps on the couch and drinks a lotta rum
Then there's Carponzo, a friend through and through
Carponzo and crew