The Night Before Christmas

Brrr! It's freezing out there
Close the door! Did you get more wood?
Oh yeah! Hey what's that?
It's a Christmas poem "Twas
The Night Before
Christmas" i downloaded it from the internet
Ohhi know this one!

Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even Meowth

Ha ha! Eggnog's ready!
Eggnog!?
Yeahbrock made eggnog and Christmas cookies
Alright!
Oh, you guys are reading "The Night Before
Christmas" twas the night
Before Christmas and
Uhi already read that part pick
It up from here, brocko
Right

The stockings were hung by
The chimney with care
In hopes that St nicholas soon would be there

The children were nestled
All snug in their beds
While visions of Vileplumes danced
In their heads

Mmmhey uh, where d'you download
This version from, misty?
Heh heh

And my mom in her kerchief and
Mr mime in my cap
(And I think Professor Oak was there too)
Had just settled their brains for
A longer Winter's nap

When out on the roof
There arose such a clatter

Heywhat was that? Did anybody else hear that?

I sprang from my bed to
See what was the matter

Away to the window I flew like a flash
Tore open the shutter and saw Rapidash

The moon on the breast of the new fallen snow
Gave the luster of midday to Jynx's below

When what to my half-open eyes should appear
But a miniature sleigh and
Eight tiny reindeer

With the little old driver
So lively and quick
I knew in a moment, it must be St nick!

More rapid than Moltres his
Course as they came
He whistled and shouted and
Called them by name

Wah! To protect the world from devastation!
Team Rocket! I knew I heard something!
What are you doing here?
We came to capture some rare Pokémon
So the Boss will give us
Our Christmas bonuses this year
Oh, isn't that quaint? They're
Reading a Christmas poem
O-o-o-o! Jessie, this is my favorite part!

Now Dasher, now Dancer, now Prancer and Vixen
On Comet, on Cupid, on Donner and Blitzen

To the top of the porch
To the top of the wall
Now dash away, dash away, dash away all

Anywayas I was saying
Move over twerp, I'm reading this part

As dry leaves
That before the wild hurricane fly
When they meet with an obstacle
Mount to the sky
So up to the housetop, the courses they flew
With a sleigh full of toys

And some Pokémon too

And then in a twinkling
I heard on the rooftop
The prancing and pawing of each little Machop
As I drew in my head and was turning around
Down the chimney
St nicholas came with a pound

He was dressed all in fur from
His head to his foot
(A lot like me, actually)
And his clothes were all
Tarnished, like Ash's, with soot

Huh?

A bundle of toys he had flung on his back
And he looked like a trainer
Just opening his pack

His eyes, how they twinkled, his dimples
How merry
O-o-o-o! His cheeks were like roses
His nose like a cherry
His drone little mouth was drawn
Up like a bow and the beard on his chin was
As white as the snow

The stump of a pipe he
Held tight in his cheek
And he smoked it and circled
His head like a reef

He had a broad face and a little round belly
That shook when he laughed like
A bowlful of jelly

He was chubby and plump
A right jolly old elf
And I laughed when I saw him
In spite of my self
A wink of his eye and twist of his head
Soon gave me the note, I had nothing to dread

He spoke not a word
But went straight to his work
And filled all the stockings then
Turned with a jerk

And laying his finger, aside of his nose
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose

He sprang to his sleigh
To his team gave a whistle
And away they all flew, like, uh
The down of a thistle

But I heard him exclaim
As he drove off to the mall:

Happy Pokémon Christmas catch 'em all
Catch 'em all