Turf Accountant Daddy
After you finish off
Your fear of death returns
And then you drop the ball
Because love, it burns
See you duck and dive
So you don't get hit
That's how you stay alive
But just a little bit
Well, she don't know
Back in Reno, Nevada
He keeps his profile low
Turf accountant daddy
Hey baby, you wanna dance? Come here
The things you criticized
That's what you've become
AWOL, living on the beach
Just a bum
And those little white lies
Me and her as well
Them roving eyes
They kiss and tell
Well, she don't know
Back in Reno, Nevada
He keeps his profile low
Turf accountant daddy
Now you're undercover
That must be tough
Hiding this week's lover
Nothing's never enough
Well, she don't know
Back in Reno, Nevada
He keeps his profile low
Turf Accountant Daddy
And she'll never know
In Cincinnati
He's never gonna show
The turf accountant daddy