If I Had a Harem (Blues in C) [Live in Dortmund, 1988]

[Intro]
Love, can it be trusted? Hahaha

[Verse 1]
If I had a harem, baby, like all the papers say
If I had a harem, baby, like all the papers say
I'd have me a different lady for each and every day

[Verse 2]
If I had a harem, girl, here's what I'd do
If I had a harem, baby, here's what I'd do
I'd get me five, six, seven, eight, nine ladies, just to take care of you
You understand that?
Horns, blow 'em away

[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 3]
I'd have one to wash your body, two to wash your hair
Three to wash your hip and another one to wash you there
If I had a harem, girl
I'd have 'em baby just to make sweet love to you
Oh, you