Christmas with Billy

Hey everybody!
Don't you love Christmas?
I know I do!

Hey everybody
Hanging out just for this Christmas time
Hanging out for Christmas
Oh Yeah!

I love my Grandma!
She is very awesome

Wait... Grandma
No, get out o-
Oh no, Grandma!

Grandma just got hit by a reindeer
Oh no...
She appears to be in a coma

Grandma!
Won't you wake up, Grandma?

Grandma won't be here for Christmas
And I don't know when she's gonna be back
She has a huge laceration on her face

I still love Christmas though because
I don't get any crap
I get a bunch of expensive presents
So, f**k off Grandma

All she gets me is socks
So, I don't really care about her
She smells funny too

And I love Christmas because
I put rocks in snowballs
And kill people with them

Bye everybody!
And Merry Christmas!
Grandma, I hope you come out of the coma sometime

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