Netflix Conscience
[Intro: Keith]
Meet Eddie, 18 years old
He only has two hours before he has to go to bed because he has school in the morning
But as he's searching for options of what to watch on Netflix, his conscience comes into play
[Verse 1: Anthony, Ian]
Alright, stop! Before you waste hours on Sharknado
Then complain to your friends, you should've just played Halo
You better think of the consequence
(Who are you?) We're your Netflix conscience
That's nonsense! You got time
There's no need to be manic and panic
Watch Lord of the Rings or Rose and Jack in Titanic
Don't listen to him, Eddie, don't you dare be a fool
You better be ready in six hours, get your ass to school
How about a TV series so he can watch a ton?
He could watch Sherlock, I hear that one's fun
Those are 90 minutes each, you can't just watch one season
Like when Sherlock dies, you gotta see the reason
Uh-uh! Spoiler alert, you just ruined it for Eddie
It's on the popular page, you should have seen it already
Then how about House of Cards?
Second season's kind of lame
Naw, it's awesome, bro
The main chick gets thrown in front of a train
Shit, we've wasted three hours trying to decide
If he just watched Sharknado, he could've watched it two times
Fuck it, just watch it, let's leave Eddie be
Alright, let's do this! Oh shit, it's just DVD
[Hook: Anthony & Ian]
There's too much content on Netflix
It's hard to choose what to watch next
On Netflix, on Netflix, on Netflix
[Interlude: Keith]
Meet Robin
She's newly single and excited to enjoy an evening alone eating soup out of a plastic cup and watching movies
But as soon as she logs into her account, something wrong happens
And then her conscience kicks into play
[Verse 2: Ian, Anthony]
Aw snap! You can't watch Magic Mike right now
Yeah, looks like too many people are on your account somehow
Guess you better watch TV with fucking commercials on Hulu
Alright, don't be brash
Just think who you gave your password to
Well, let's see: Your mother, your brother, and who else again?
We're forgetting someone
Oh yeah, your ex-boyfriend
Ah shit, girl, how can we log him out?
Just change your password, kick him off the account!
Woah now, it's his account and he still pays the bill
Say what? You're a Netflix moocher? You're making me ill
He's right, Robin
You gotta get your own login, move on with your life and hop on that toboggan
[Hook: Anthony & Ian]
There's too much content on Netflix
It's hard to choose what to watch next
On Netflix, on Netflix, on Netflix
[Interlude: Keith]
Meet Rudy
He's invited Bertha over for Netflix and chill and now has to find the perfect movie so that he can make out with her
When suddenly, his conscience comes into play
[Verse 3: Ian, Anthony]
This oughta be easy, this dude is a smoothie
But Rudy's gotta be smart when he's choosing the movie
Yo! What about The Notebook?
Naw, she'll catch on to your ruse
It's been a decade since that move was first used
Then we'll need something boring
Then she'll fall asleep
A thoughtful documentary?
She'll get too sad and she'll weep
How about "Smosh: The Movie" then?
Who?
This is getting stupid, let's just turn it off and kiss her
Make sure the lights are down so she won't question your lip blister
Yo, slow it down, no need to rush
We can try a foreign film to impress the sweet crush
Ah, quit being pretentious, man, no one wants to read
Well maybe we should ask her what she wants to see
("Hey babe, what do you want to watch?")
("How 'bout Sex and the City?")
Damn! That's not on here, what should Rudy do?
Looks like we have to buy that shit off iTunes
Naw, dummy, that show's on HBO Now
But that's 15 bucks a month, we're not a cash cow!
Let's just take a step back and look at what this is really about
Yeah, why are we spending this much just to make out?
Rudy, stop thinking with your goblin, start using your noggin'
And just slide with it, man, hop on life's toboggan
[Hook: Anthony & Ian]
There's too much content on Netflix
It's hard to choose what to watch next
On Netflix, on Netflix, on Netflix
There's too much content on Netflix
It's hard to choose what to watch next
On Netflix, on Netflix, on Netflix