Dippy Egg
I could be wrong, could be right, could be anything you like?
Could be mute, could be over the moon
I could decide could, could delay, could procrastinate?
Go grab a bit of mellow put my head back on the pillow
Let the squabble ramble on, while I'm far gone
Safely ensconced in the land of nod
Go fuck yourselves, I'll rise at twelve
Hopefully by then you've all fucked off
All turned out nice said the soldier to the dippy egg
A room with a view is a wonderful thing
Don't lose your head, get chewed up on atrocities
Go grab a bit of mellow, put you head back on the pillow
Let the squabble ramble on, while I'm far gone
Safely ensconced in the land of nod
Go fuck yourselves, I'll rise at twelve
Hopefully by then you've all fucked off
See you Wednesday
'Cos I haven't got the time
To waste on pointless arguments
I haven't got the breath
I haven't got the energy
It's Gruffalo or Aylmer
Fat controller tuck me in
Just can't fucking win!
See you Wednesday