Hey Boff!

Well I’ve got a friend who’s certifiably Boff
Glued teeth and the tales to make your eyes cough

Well people lie, cheat, rob, and steal
They can’t get close to the things that are real cos he’s there
And he’s much better than the ‘real’ thing

He’s got a case of I ain’t had enough yet
He’s playing hard, he’s off his head, he’s well in hand
A real safe bet

Well people lie, cheat, rob, and steal
They can’t get close to the things that are real cos he’s there
And he’s much better than the ‘real’ thing

And all the time he’s out there trying
All the things that I ain’t buying
Any time at all

Hey, hey Boff

I know this bloke, a real hardcore hot Boff
He rocks and rolls, stuffs his nose
And then he’s off

Well people lie, cheat, rob, and steal
They can’t get close to the things that are real cos he’s there
And he’s much better than the ‘real’ thing

And any time I feel like crying
He’s been there to keep me flying
Any time at all

He’s got taste, he’s a real popper bopper
He’s bold, he’s got a heart of real gold

Well people lie, cheat, rob, and steal
They can’t get close to the things that are real cos he’s there
And he’s much better than the ‘real’ thing

He’s got a case of ‘I ain’t had enough yet’
And I want to do it all again!

Hey, hey Boff