Stop & Shop

[Part I]

[Intro]
What's this one on? Stop and shop?
Alright
Alex, I’m ready
My first car was a bike, yuh
Alex made a banger

[Verse 1: The Famous Author Chris]
Open up the door, that's the wrong door
This store's got a flow, but I head to aisle four
I push, I ride the cart, I spread my arms, a part
Of me wants to buy the cheerios, but I don’t
But I will, but I won't
So I buy some pills, then I buy some soap
The floors here are so shiny, I think the robot cleans 'em
Funny story, my mom tried talking to 'em (and stop it, and shop it)
My favorite aisle's nine, its got the frozen goods
This sections got selections, its got my favorite foods
Okay
My reflection causes an e*******
JK, grab some OJ, spill it on the carpet, no way
I head to the checkout, where the f***** my wallet?
Where the f***** my wallet?
This is not a phone, I wish you could call it (hello?)
I got avos and spices without the Costco prices
This place around the corner? We all make sacrifices

[Chorus]
And stop it, and shop it
And stop it, and shop it
And stop it, and shop it
And stop it, and shop it

[Verse 2: Owen Parrott]
I'm a freshly freed convict, a dummy who got hit
He was a surprisingly good batter, thankfully my spine didn't shatter
Recently rehabilitated, in a Dollar Tree I am hated
I found a new target, it's a local supermarket
I’m gonna be a bit smarter, ’cause last time was a nonstarter
I'm not gonna say a word, in the background I’m obscured
Just gonna fill my pockets and hopefully avoid a ruckus

[Chorus]
And stop it, and shop it
And stop it, and shop it

[Verse 3: Alex L]
I'm in my favorite aisle, waffles go on for miles (they do)
Refrigerated section always gives me massive smiles (yuh)
And it has been awhile, last time I was a child (I was a lil kid)
Now my wrist wet like nile, look down at all the tiles (whoa)
I'm pushing my cart alongside
I think I'm on the wrong side (I am)
It’s never been a long ride
You know we made the song right (we did)
TDMUC back shopping for groceries
Fun item, lotto ticket
You know that we got to kick it (we do!)
Grabbing a Fanta, I feel like santa the way that I'm buying gifts for all my friends
Not checking my bank account, I don't care bout amounts, Imma just deal with whatever I spend (I don't)
Pull up in Ioniq, man it's so ironic I used to be bragging 'bout a brand new Benz (I really did)
It's crazy how long it seems, 3 years since dollar tree, now I'm so honest, don't even pretend (no I don't)
I walk in the store just like I own the place
Self checkout counter, ain't leaving a trace (whoa)
Look at the cashier with pride on my face
I head to the stu with my shoes looking laced (Shoe Crime)
They got the brioche bun, I'm feeling rad
Got two baby spoons, like a plane Imma crash
They checking me out because I got the bag
I stop when I shop and I don't feel bad (let's go)

[Verse 4: Asher DeVerna]
Open sesame (automatic)
I got my recipe in hand (yuh)
With a plan to make this quick, the doors open at my command (let's make this quick, yuh)
I'm baking a cake
All these workers got a look on their face
Wanna get out of here in a timely fashion
Everybody lookin' at me funny when I'm passin'
Why? Do they recognize me?
Is that the old guy from Dollar Tree? (It is!)
It must be, just trust me
I'll mess him up if he try to touch me (alright, stop)
Man, I'm getting carried away
I'll just let him scan my items and say "have a nice day"
Although I do have one exception (what?)
That will make me change direction (what?)
And that's if he causes a delay with all of his questions, yuh

[Chorus]
And stop it, and shop it
And stop it, and shop it
And stop it, and shop it
And stop it, and shop it

[Verse 5: Rampullyuh]
Time is spastic, melting clocks like Salvatore Dali (art)
You think the prices S tier, but they're really all D (fart)
Want expensive goods? Just go to King Cullen (quarter)
After one bite, Imma need some insulin (diabetes)
You think you're Costco size, but you're really just Lidl (mom)
Far from the best, yeah, but the workers never civil (i'm sorry Owen)
Provide basic needs but you don't have the Rite Aid (bull)
This transition choppy, might as well just write fade (in!)

[Chorus]
Stop it, and shop it
And stop it, and shop it
And stop it, and shop it
And stop it, and shop it
And stop it, and shop it
And stop it, and shop it
And stop it, and shop it
And stop it, and shop it

[Part II]

[Verse 6: Alex L]
Huh, huh
Yuh
I'm walking in the stop and shop and everything I wanna cop
I see the janitor with mop, I gotta keep the flow unstopped
I'm like a farmer, I got crop, some items that I wanna swap
I feel like a train, I hop, I'm spinning just like I'm a top
Weaving in and out just like I be sowing
They be in denial whenever I'm flowing
I walk in with my ice, they think that it's snowing (ice)
Tradition when I walk in when I be going (yuh)
I'm riding the cart, just like I'm soap I got bars
You hear it, think I'm on mars (Michael Pitre)
Damn, this verse going too long
Having too much fun, Asher go hard, yeah!

[Verse 7: Asher DeVerna]
"Paper or plastic?" Why you you even ask that?
I have the opportunity to pollute, I won't pass that! (Climate change ain't real!)
"Cash or credit?" Why don't you get it?
Stop asking these questions, I'll make you regret it
I'll call the manager (no)
Or worse, I'll post this all over Reddit
"St. Jude needs your help" Well dude, can't you tell
That you're causing a delay with your conversation
Gettin' deja vu from the line that I'm sayin'
And the one that I'm waiting on, what's your name, Bill?
You know I'm gonna rate it on Yelp and you give it 1 star
Head out to the car and burn it
Leaving my cart and I don't return it!

[Verse 8: The Famous Author Chris]
I stop and I shop and I hop to the beat and I never forget to feed the family
And this place is a palace, it's really a treat and
We're lucky to live in a society
'Cause this store is the backbone, it makes millions
And I've never seen so many watermelons
This place is a business

[Verse 9: Rampullyuh]
Just give me a minute, one lottery ticket
I hit the card limit, red eyes, I'm a frog, ribbit
Powerball, kick it
No words, rip it
I got my ID, K, I got my cash here
Just let me buy a ticket, yeah, I'm not buyin' beer
If I don't get my fix, you're out of my will
I'm not a kid, I don't buy Trix, I'm gonna kill Bill!

[Verse 10: Owen Parrott]
By being a bit nicer, then they're none the wiser
Consistently a meiser, don't call a supervisor
Now I'm a little bit subtler, just one of the customers
Secretly, I'm a smuggler
Formally an indiscreet hustler
Walk into the Stop & Shop, technically a robbery
Hopefully I'm not gonna drop, just shoplifting quietly
Voiding hospitalizations and paralyzations
Fewer adverse situations, and incarcerations

[Chorus]
And stop it, and shop it
And stop it, and shop it
And stop it, and shop it
And stop it, and shop it
And stop it, and shop it, and stop it, and shop it
And stop it, and shop it, and stop it, and shop it
And stop it, and shop it, and stop it, and shop it
And stop it, and shop it, and stop it, and shop it

[Outro]
Now stop it
Why do I feel like the only one in here?