Don’t Eat Stuff Off the Sidewalk

Let me give you some advice

Don't eat stuff off the sidewalk
No, don't eat stuff off the sidewalk
You don't need it so don't eat it

No, don't eat stuff off the sidewalk
No matter how good it looks
You better go by the book leave it there
Don't you dare

Eat stuff off the sidewalk
No don't eat stuff out of garbage either
Or you know what'll happen to you?

It's true you don't need no money
Ah but you'll sure look funny
On your knees, begging please
You better leave your mouth at home