My Jeans

Alright

Well my jeans they are a frayin'
And don't talk Levi's because I've tried 'em
My hips they had no room to play in
And my little bum felt all trapped inside 'em
There's Levi's all around
If there was Wranglers I would know
I'd turn the whole store upside down
And they don't got Wranglers so let's go
I said my jeans they are a frayin'
I said my jeans they are a frayin' very bad

Uh oh

(Why not Levi's?)
(Why not Levi's?)
Cause they never seem to fit me
No matter what the size
(Why not Levi's?)
(Why not Levi's?)
Well the bum never fits, nor the hips nor the thighs
I said my jeans they are a frayin'
Oh my jeans they are a frayin' real bad

This store's got Wranglers in 'em
Even got size 31
28 bucks! - now wait a minute -
But these jeans they're almost done
My jeans are nearly rags
My jeans are almost dead
And they've lost their little Wrangler tag
And you can see my knees right through the threads
I said my jeans oh they are frayin'
Oh my jeans they are a frayin', real bad

Tell them

(His jeans they are a frayin' so bad, so bad)
Yeah you said it
(His jeans are frayin' so bad, so bad)
What about it?
My jeans, My jeans

Ok fellas

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