President Gas
Ya have to have a party
Yer in a state like this
You can't really move at all
Ya have ta vote and change
Ya have ta get right out of here
Right out of all this mess
You'll say yeah to anything
If you believe all this
But
Don't cry, don't do anything
No lies, back in the government
No tears, party time is here again
President gas is all for president
Line up, put your kisses down
Say yeah, say yes again
Stand up, there's a head count
President gas on everything but roller skates.
It's sick! the price of medicine
Stand up, we'll put you on your feet again
Open up your eyes just to check if your asleep again
President gas is president gas again
He comes in from the left, sometimes, he comes in from the right
It's so heavily advertised that he wants you and I
It's a real cowboy said your electric company
Every day is happy days, it's hell without the sin
But, don't cry, don't do anything
No lies, back in the government
No tears, party time is here again
President gas is all for president
Line up, put your kisses down
Say yeah, say yes again
Stand up, there's a head count
President gas on everything but roller skates
It's sick! the price of medicine
Stand up, we'll put you on your feet again
Open up your eyes just to check if your asleep again
President gas is president gas again
President gas, oh!
President gas, whoa-ohhhhhh!